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Ask JTF for Sunday, July 19, 2009

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Manch:
Shalom Chaim,

Larry King is obsessed with sensationalism and is on his third week of coverage of this sick jerk - Michael Jackson. I could never bring myself to watching show for more than a 2 minutes. Three weeks of coverage and , I have no doubt, that Michael Jaskon's obsession with nazism and young boys were not even mentioned once. How this old hag remains on TV for so long is beyond me!  :o

What do you think best describes Larry King:
1) Nauseating
or
2) Revolting

Kylefromomaha:
Howdy Chaim! I have no questions this week, instead I want to tell two funny schvartza stories. One in Abeline Texas and the other in Omaha. ;D I hope you'll help me narrate. ;D

A friend of mine and I were at a convinience store in Abeline TX while on a trip a year ago. We were going to pay for gas and for food but the line was long. To make matters worse this ugly funky smelling homeless schvartza was ahead of us and arguing AND yelling with the clerk and manager over liquor and cigarettes. *YEAH! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU IS TALKING ABOUT [censored]! DAT CREDIT CARD IS STILL GOOD! AH PUT FIFTY DOLLARS IN IT DIS MORNING FROM MAH DISABILITY PENSION! IT AINT OVER DRAWN! YOU IS READING IT DAH RONG WAY [censored]! YOU IS A STUPID ASS [censored]! AH NEED MAH BLUNTS AND MAH VODKA SO TYRAN AND I CAN GET SETTLED! TYRAN EVEN HELPED ME WIT DAT EFFING CARD! YEAH!*

This went on for a long time, the clerk was a black man and the manager was white and they were all cussing and argueing and Oh man was that bum ugly and nasty! He had no teeth, he was dirty, he smelled and I was angry because I know people who can't get disability SSD or SSI and they cant get anywhere but they will give our money away to this trogoladyte to get drunk, smoke and get high. I don't know why but I turned around and these mexicans behind me I said to them, welcome to the America of Obama. They all burst into laughter. the cops eventually showed up and told him to leave. He shuffled out ranting about *YEAH! DAT CREDIT CARD AINT OVERDRAWN AH PUT MONEY IN IT DIS MORNIN YOU IS A STUPID [censored]!*

The clerk apologized to us and told us he keeps coming into the store to shoplift and harass people. He also deficates on the property as well.

This second story takes place in Omaha when the Pope was visiting. I was at the park and there was this crack addict running around and jumping up and down ranting and saying crazy things. *AINT YOU HEAR!? DA POPES IN TOWN! YEAH! DAT GERMAN POPE AINT GOT NOTHING ON GEORGE WASHINGTON! GEORGE WASHINGTON KILLED OFF DEM GERMANS IN DA FIRST WORLD WAR! OLD GEORGE WASHINGTON HE GONNA GET OUT HIS MUSKET AND KILL DAT GERMAN! DAT POPE BE A WAR CRIMINAL LIKE DAT [censored] BARACK!*

He kept ranting and screaming this all over the park. I asked him what he had against the pope and Germans and he was *DAT POPE WAS WORKIN FOR HITLER IN DA LAST WAR WE HAD! GEORGE WASHINGTON BUST A CAP ON DEM! YEAH! MICHAEL JACKSON BE MOONWALKING THE BEACHES OF D-DAY [censored] WE STORMED IN AND BUST BUSH AND DAT [censored] DA POPE! YEAH!*

Eventually he moved on I heard him yelling all throughout downtown. It was sad and pathetic. At least we don't have it as bad as in places like LA or New York.

MR VSS:
Shalom Chaim,

What is your opinion of Dr. Ruth Westheimer?
Was she really part of the Haganah?

Thank you and may G-D bless JTF and its members.

דוד בן זאב אריה:
Dear Chaim

In the 1970's Brazil set out a goal to be free from foreign oil. Today Brazil imports not one drop of foreign oil they use Sugar ethanol which is more then 3 times for effective then Corn ethanol. What would be your first step to acheave energy independence if you were energy Secretary of energy.

Also could you comment on the the 17 year old schvartza who threw a kitten into a 500 degree oven. This story made me truly sick to my stomach. She only got 1 year in jail for this.

All the best

David Ben Ze'ev Aryeh

Chai:
Dear Chaim, sorry for the typos in the previous post , ive been in a little roiugh patch. But the advise you gave particulary regaring in order to learn hebrew the best it is better to learn in think in it was great .. the program I mentiond last week has  0 english, as  its  teaches  grammaer via sound and pics the way the same way child learns.  
Anyway I whould love to hear an affrinmitive action story if you saw any happen this week ,
Thanks so much.

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