What is the connection between middle eastern men and ice cream trucks?

[momofsixbabes]

Anyone know why there are so many ice cream trucks with middle eastern men driving around in subdivisions with no customers? No one ever buys the ice cream. I don't know how they can stay in buisness. I just think it is weird. It has been going on for a several years in our small suberbia.

[syyuge]

Perhaps may not be the ice cream but something else in the trucks.

[nopeaceforland]

It is a clever front for terrorism. Everytime you see an ice-cream truck, definitely terrorist activities going on. Call the feds! Personally what makes me nervous is when I'm in a store or mostly an airport and I see one of these sand monkeys in full dress, with a bag or supposedly they weigh 300 lbs. What is in those bags or in their gowns?

[momofsixbabes]

It is a clever front for terrorism. Everytime you see an ice-cream truck, definitely terrorist activities going on. Call the feds! Personally what makes me nervous is when I'm in a store or mostly an airport and I see one of these sand monkeys in full dress, with a bag or supposedly they weigh 300 lbs. What is in those bags or in their gowns?

We did call the Feds on our middle eastern muslim doctor, and he suspiciously packed up his bags shortly after to return to Pakistan to care for his parents. I have never seen a doctor leave town so quick. That was also strange.

[Rubystars]

The connection is that they are following in the footsteps of their pedophile prophet and are trying to find an Aisha of their own.  It looks a little more professional than saying "I've got candy in my car".

That was my first thought too.

By the way if anyone sees this coming down the street, it's time to worry: