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Offline whywhywhy

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Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« on: April 21, 2007, 01:50:15 PM »
I just got this message and I share it with you.
The Israeli Ambassador at the U.N. began, "Ladies and gentlemen
before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover
story to all of you ...

"When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised
Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert.

When they reached the Promised Land, the people had became very
thirsty and needed water.

So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his staff and a pond
appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank
to their hearts' content.

"Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other
side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool
waters.
Only when Moses came out of the water, he discovered that all
his clothes had been stolen. 'And,' he said, 'I have reasons to
believe that the Palestinians stole my clothes.'"

The Palestinian delegate to the UN, hearing this accusation, jumps
from his seat and screams out, "This is a travesty. It is widely known
that there were no Palestinians there at that time!"

"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me now
begin my speech."

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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2007, 03:24:41 PM »
Does the PLO have a seat at the UN?
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2007, 06:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Trumpeldor on April 21, 2007, 03:24:41 PM
Does the PLO have a seat at the UN?
I am not 100% sure but I don't think so.
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2007, 10:05:22 PM »
Quote from: cjd on April 21, 2007, 06:05:34 PM
Quote from: Trumpeldor on April 21, 2007, 03:24:41 PM
Does the PLO have a seat at the UN?
I am not 100% sure but I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure they do..
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2007, 10:19:13 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on April 21, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: cjd on April 21, 2007, 06:05:34 PM
Quote from: Trumpeldor on April 21, 2007, 03:24:41 PM
Does the PLO have a seat at the UN?
I am not 100% sure but I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure they do..
Unless something has changed they have what is called observer status. What that does for them I really don't know but it was more than I originally thought they had.
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 01:37:52 AM »
UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the un is a corrupt group that dont reflected the all idea in all subject

in the israel arab conflict

in what happn in rope  Darfopr

UN dont do enything expet kiss arab oil country ass and meak sure that interest of England Franch Russia Amirca and China are not damaged

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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2007, 01:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Trumpeldor on April 21, 2007, 03:24:41 PM
Does the PLO have a seat at the UN?
yes Arafat got Noble price!
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2007, 06:30:02 AM »
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 01:37:52 AM
UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the un is a corrupt group that dont reflected the all idea in all subject

in the israel arab conflict

in what happn in rope  Darfopr

UN dont do enything expet kiss arab oil country ass and meak sure that interest of England Franch Russia Amirca and China are not damaged


You called the UN exactly what is is. I have never seen something that has become more corrupt and useless in my life. The only thing I disagree with you about is that the UN supports the United States. In most cases the United States gets a raw deal in the UN. All the America tax payer gets from the UN  for their money is obstructionism.   
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2007, 06:46:41 AM »
Quote from: cjd on April 22, 2007, 06:30:02 AM
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 01:37:52 AM
UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the un is a corrupt group that dont reflected the all idea in all subject

in the israel arab conflict

in what happn in rope  Darfopr

UN dont do enything expet kiss arab oil country ass and meak sure that interest of England Franch Russia Amirca and China are not damaged


You called the UN exactly what is is. I have never seen something that has become more corrupt and useless in my life. The only thing I disagree with you about is that the UN supports the United States. In most cases the United States gets a raw deal in the UN. All the America tax payer gets from the UN  for their money is obstructionism.   
you are completely right
when i think about it from USA view i am amazed to discover how UN exploit all Amirca good citizen
ps:
i am so hhapy to write in english it help me to improve my self
bay the wey u from Amirca right?
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2007, 07:11:59 AM »
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 06:46:41 AM
Quote from: cjd on April 22, 2007, 06:30:02 AM
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 01:37:52 AM
UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the un is a corrupt group that dont reflected the all idea in all subject

in the israel arab conflict

in what happn in rope  Darfopr

UN dont do enything expet kiss arab oil country ass and meak sure that interest of England Franch Russia Amirca and China are not damaged


You called the UN exactly what is is. I have never seen something that has become more corrupt and useless in my life. The only thing I disagree with you about is that the UN supports the United States. In most cases the United States gets a raw deal in the UN. All the America tax payer gets from the UN  for their money is obstructionism.   
you are completely right
when i think about it from USA view i am amazed to discover how UN exploit all Amirca good citizen
ps:
i am so hhapy to write in english it help me to improve my self
bay the wey u from Amirca right?
Yes I am here in America.
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2007, 07:26:31 AM »
can i ask where u from in amirca?
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2007, 01:29:02 PM »
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 01:37:52 AM
UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the un is a corrupt group that dont reflected the all idea in all subject

in the israel arab conflict

in what happn in rope  Darfopr

UN dont do enything expet kiss arab oil country ass and meak sure that interest of England Franch Russia Amirca and China are not damaged

I correct your english so you can improve.  "UN=shi t forgive for my bad language
but the UN is a corrupt group that does not reflect a balanced viewpoint of the israel arab conflict
and what happened in Darfour.  The UN doesn't do anything except kiss arab oil ass and make sure that the interest of England, France, Russia, America and China are not damaged."

"You are completely right. When I think about it from the USA point of view I am amazed to discover how the UN exploits America's good citizens.
ps:
I am so happy to write in English. It helps me to improve.
By the way, you are from America, right?"
« Last Edit: April 22, 2007, 01:32:28 PM by jdl4ever »
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Re: Israeli Ambassador's U.N. Speech!
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »
Quote from: PAKO411 on April 22, 2007, 07:26:31 AM
can i ask where u from in amirca?
Yes, I live in the subburbs (outside) of New York City.
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