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Where is Gollum, archvillain of Lord of the Rings, hiding as we speak?

A Bedouin nomad's camel-dung hut
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[censored] Silverstein's anus
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The Mother Plane
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Louis Farrakhan's bathroom
1 (14.3%)
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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« on: November 19, 2009, 12:53:55 AM »
Pretty self-explanatory poll: where is this vile creature lurking at this very moment?

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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 12:59:38 AM »
I think Golum is hiding in a bowl of red beans....

Or maybe in Louis Farrakhans anus....
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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 01:08:04 AM »
Mah zeh?
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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 01:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Mo2388 on November 19, 2009, 01:08:04 AM
Mah zeh?

What is Golum? A character from the story Lord of the Rings which was popular for many years...

BTW: Was it necesary to say L-rd of the Rings? I don't think that we need to respect that name because it is not Hashems name.
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 01:48:33 AM »
Actually I was not sure if Lord is automatically filtered, and I was not sure if Jews can spell it out, so I figured just as well. I intended nothing blasphemous or idolatrous.
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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2009, 01:54:57 AM »
Quote from: Bonesfan on November 19, 2009, 01:48:33 AM
Actually I was not sure if Lord is automatically filtered, and I was not sure if Jews can spell it out, so I figured just as well. I intended nothing blasphemous or idolatrous.

I was not implying that you did... I think the rules are often misunderstood. I think that the word we use for the Shem/Name when we daven, and we don't say the four letter name, is the word for L-rd. But I don't think that that name would be used for Lord of the Rings. If I am wrong please correct me...

http://www.mechon-mamre.org/jewfaq/name.htm
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: Just For Fun Poll: Where's Gollum?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 03:02:50 AM »
Right. When you're not talking about Hashem you are supposed to say god or lord. When talking about Hashem you say G-d or L-rd.
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