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Ebonic names
« on: November 18, 2009, 09:02:36 PM »
I know we've had threads about this before, but I just turned on the Television and found out that Michael Jackson had a son named blanket. They tried to show blanket's mourning as something serious. Maybe we are overdue for another thread about ebonic names.
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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 09:10:44 PM »
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 09:17:47 PM »
One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.

I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".



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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 09:41:42 PM »
   I knew a black with one of these made up names. What was interesting was that his parents named two of his brothers with Jewish names just by pure chance.


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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 09:43:24 PM »
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 09:46:42 PM »
Tyrone, Germaine, Lebron, Deshawn, Shaniqua, Lateefah, Latoya, Ashanti, Malcolm, Tyrus, Jamal, Stefan, Jackson, Devon, Lemont, Demont, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW.   :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D  My dad and I made a list once of shvartze names.

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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2009, 06:36:34 AM »
One of the things that gets on my nerves is when blacks take white names and murder them because they're too stupid to know how to spell them correctly.

I spoke to one black guy whose name was supposed to be Johann. His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".



You mean like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chone_Figgins

You know his parents probably liked the name Sean but decided to just sound it out.
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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 06:45:05 AM »
the one that sucks the most is  Barack Hussein  ;D


nobody mentioned Latesha?  What an annoying name..  African american women can be really loud and annoying, sorry to the few of you who are good..

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 08:32:31 AM »
What about when jiggers think Toshiba is a nice girl's name?
Of course, we all know that Toshiba is a Japanese manufacturer of consumer electronics and semiconductors.

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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 10:27:19 AM »
I work with these animals, so you are talking my language.

The stupidest name that I've ever heard is: Hafesah. I always thought that this sounded like a foot fungus!

That takes the cake! :::D :::D :::D :::D

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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 10:32:58 AM »
The names they give to their illegitimate children are indeed funny. Here is a video that has the top 60 names. Even though most of the names are fake in this video some are real.



Also I do not know why they have to add two letters before a name. A kid across the street from my house got killed by a drunk driver. But the driver didn't do time because he wasn't really drunk. 
So know they named the street Vesean way. And the womens lawyer was that pig sanford rubenstein al sharptons side kick.

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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 10:37:35 AM »
This is funny, too!

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2009, 11:20:25 AM »
A neighbor who is not prone to exaggeration claims this one from the license branch:  The staffer was barking out names from the waiting list, and at the end came this one:  "?$hit-head?"

A person of color bounced to the desk, "That be Shuh-Thade!!"

My neighbor has told that story about five times in my presence, and it's the same every time, so I can only assume that it's true.  I'm glad that I wasn't there, because I would have busted a gut laughing.

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2009, 11:27:11 AM »
This reminds me of a TRUE story.

An afrocan lady at the hospital was deciding on a name for her newborn daughter, and after considering lotsa names... she came up with the one she like the most... one that she overheard from one of the nurses there.... that name was...... 

Placentia.

HAHAHAHAH  (This is actually not a joke, its a true story)

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2009, 11:51:53 AM »
They should be named after their fathers like, Town Drunk, Needles, Court Date, Chain Snatcher, Pick Pocketer, or Crack Pipe.
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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2009, 08:03:49 PM »
OJ

I still thought it was funny when Sacha Baron Cohen called OJ a traditional African name.  :laugh: :::D  :)


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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2009, 08:08:08 PM »
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!

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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2009, 08:09:54 PM »
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!

Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............

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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2009, 08:12:23 PM »
Placentia is a city around here, as you know, Brian. It is some Spanish word. I believe Placencia is a Spanish surname.

What you are all missing is that the real big/hip schvartze names aren't Tyrone, Marcus, Demetrius, etc. anymore. They are all about sand negro names. The really hip schvartze names are:

Khaleed
Ahmad
Jalil
Quran
Rashad
Shaliq
Muhammad
Aisha
Amina


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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2009, 08:23:16 PM »
His parents were so stupid, they spelled it "Yohan".
That could be a Jewish name!

Yes, that is correct....
It could be a Jewish name............


There was no way this guy was Jewish. They were trying to spell Johann but didn't know how to spell it.

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2009, 08:24:40 PM »
I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.

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Re: Ebonic names
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2009, 08:27:05 PM »
I know Ruby, I just meant that these ignoramus apes stumbled upon a Hebrew name. I'm sure that if they knew that they'd change his name to Khaliq lickety-split.

Oh ok :) You're right I'm sure they would have backed away from it really quickly. There've been a lot of black guys named Omar for some reason. I think that's an Arabic name right?