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Offline DownwithIslam

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A new shvartza joke.
« on: July 27, 2007, 12:31:08 AM »
What do shvartza females do when they wake up in the morning?

They go home!!
 
HaHa
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Re: A new shvartza joke.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 12:37:15 AM »
What's long, black and stinks?



The unemployment line.

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Re: A new shvartza joke.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2007, 12:42:56 AM »
Haha those are hilarious!

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Re: A new shvartza joke.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2007, 01:44:13 AM »
Why did the shvartza leave the door open when he went to the bathroom?

He didn't want anyone looking through the keyhole.
I am urinating on a Koran.

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Re: A new shvartza joke.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2007, 01:46:23 AM »
What was missing from louis farrakan's million man march?

A thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer.

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Re: A new shvartza joke.
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2007, 10:20:26 AM »
Why do shvartzas have broad, flat noses?


That's where the midwife puts her foot when she pulls their tails off.