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Offline mord

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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2009, 10:42:32 AM »
I knew a Jewish guy his parents were from Lebanon his last name was Mohammad this is not a joke i asked his parents if they where ever muslims who converted to Judaism,they said they were always JEWISH
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 10:56:40 AM »
Quote from: Hyades on September 17, 2009, 10:38:27 AM
My sister once employed a guy who constantly claimed he was from Malta and that his name waas Fabio. He always "forgot" to bring his documents in order to be registered.
He constantly tried to tell me Jews and Christians were wrong but not condemned if they regretted and became Muslim.
Well, once, I answered "Okay, Mohammad, what is your freakin' point. If you have problems, don't work in Judeo-Christian business and go beack to TUNISIA, where you REALLY come from."
After 2 weeks he still hadn't brought his documents and my sister called the police. And bet: His name was REALLY MUHAMMAD and he REALLY was from TUNISIA!!!!  :::D :::D :::D :::D
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 03:27:34 PM »
Sorry, after all that, what was the point of this thread???
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 03:28:55 PM »
Quote from: David on September 17, 2009, 03:27:34 PM
Sorry, after all that, what was the point of this thread???

There is not one
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 03:30:01 PM »
I think this thread is wonderful...

We all hate Mohamud...

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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2009, 03:32:42 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on September 17, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
I think this thread is wonderful...

We all hate Mohamud...


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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2009, 05:00:49 AM »
hhehe nice one...in Malta the arabs ..don't know why but they always used the name Mario. haha they are all Mario's apparently haha... they avoided using their real names also..

ps Maltese language is very similar to arabic in fact if an arab talks slowly to me I can understand him...and once there was this arab guy and he used to call himself Mario but then he told us his real name was Hamza..(in maltese and probably in arabic also hamsa means '5'). Then there was this other arab guy and his name was  ( Exre - Axra means number '10') so when we needed them both instead of calling them one by one we used to say 'listen hmistax (hmistax means number '15')

becuase hamza '5' plus exre '10' = '15'  hahaha
hope you get the joke lol
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
Quote from: futuramark on December 16, 2009, 05:00:49 AM
hhehe nice one...in Malta the arabs ..don't know why but they always used the name Mario. haha they are all Mario's apparently haha... they avoided using their real names also..

ps Maltese language is very similar to arabic in fact if an arab talks slowly to me I can understand him...and once there was this arab guy and he used to call himself Mario but then he told us his real name was Hamza..(in maltese and probably in arabic also hamsa means '5'). Then there was this other arab guy and his name was  ( Exre - Axra means number '10') so when we needed them both instead of calling them one by one we used to say 'listen hmistax (hmistax means number '15')

becuase hamza '5' plus exre '10' = '15'  hahaha
hope you get the joke lol

We used to call that "Maltese" Mohammad "F'oxx ommok" (I hope I spelled it right)... ;D
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Re: There's a guy in one of my courses named Muhammed.
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2009, 11:07:09 AM »
wow you spelled it perfectly ...haha its a swear word..basically translates to f**k your mother...to be exact it means in your mother's pu*sy ..ommok means mother ...f'oxx means in her p**sy
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