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does anyone know what this says?
« on: December 27, 2009, 01:48:17 PM »
Can someone please tell me what this says? thankyou.


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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 01:52:01 PM »
 :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:

they say that if a man had to go through the pains of childbirth, he would not survive it.
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »
Ok, that is actually, what I was thinking.
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 03:40:56 PM »
Also, as I understand it, men have to perform more of the mitzvahs. 

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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 03:42:16 PM »
Speaking of men not being able to handle the pain of childbirth, I've seen some funny videos on ZooTube where men get their chests and legs waxed.  Boy do them scream!

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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 03:44:56 PM »
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Speaking of men not being able to handle the pain of childbirth, I've seen some funny videos on ZooTube where men get their chests and legs waxed.  Boy do them scream!

Lisa I hope you're not attracted to fat legs-waxed big-chested men that doesn't say any good news

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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 03:46:51 PM »
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Speaking of men not being able to handle the pain of childbirth, I've seen some funny videos on ZooTube where men get their chests and legs waxed.  Boy do them scream!

Lisa I hope you're not attracted to fat legs-waxed big-chested men that doesn't say any good news

No way.  I just thought it was funny how they were screaming when I can practically nap as it's being done to me. 

Also, I prefer very slim dark haired, dark eyed light skinned men. 

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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 03:49:08 PM »
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Speaking of men not being able to handle the pain of childbirth, I've seen some funny videos on ZooTube where men get their chests and legs waxed.  Boy do them scream!

Lisa I hope you're not attracted to fat legs-waxed big-chested men that doesn't say any good news

No way.  I just thought it was funny how they were screaming when I can practically nap as it's being done to me. 

Also, I prefer very slim dark haired, dark eyed light skinned men. 

ROFTLMAO
I can't understand how you women can take such stuff pretty much easily compared to the outrageous pain faggots have when they do that

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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2009, 03:57:25 PM »
it's called natural childbirth...........no pain can compare!
 I love hairless chest.........it's sexy.  ^-^
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« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 03:59:51 PM »
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it's called natural childbirth...........no pain can compare!
 I love hairless chest.........it's sexy.  ^-^

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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 04:03:35 PM »
Yuk.........noway!
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 04:05:20 PM »
I think waxing would be very painful for *any* man. 

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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 04:06:17 PM »
Blessed are you Hashem, our G-d, king of the universe, who did not make me a woman.

Amen.  ^-^
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 04:07:19 PM »
Men should be thankful that they were made men, while women should be thankful they were made women. Each of us has different responsibilities.

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2009, 04:13:18 PM »
Very true, I agree....
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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2009, 04:16:33 PM »
Hanna,
Next time cheat like I do...... :::D    http://www.stars21.com/translator/hebrew_to_english.html
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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2009, 06:41:35 PM »
why do you have to be so mean to me...I was laughing...

lighten up.

:::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:


What are you laughing at?
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »
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why do you have to be so mean to me...I was laughing...

lighten up.

:::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:


What are you laughing at?

Were you laughing on/at the prayer?  >:(

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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2009, 06:54:34 PM »
I was laughing at nothing Ron, nothing at all...

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why do you have to be so mean to me...I was laughing...

lighten up.

:::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:


What are you laughing at?

Were you laughing on/at the prayer?  >:(
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2009, 09:08:01 PM »
:::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh:

they say that if a man had to go through the pains of childbirth, he would not survive it.

having seen it once, I agree with that.
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 10:17:46 PM »
I WISH I was a man, it so totally SUCKS being a woman.
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Re: does anyone know what this says?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2009, 10:19:14 PM »
I WISH I was a man, it so totally SUCKS being a woman.

Why do you think it sucks being a woman? 

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« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2009, 10:20:12 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2009, 10:24:07 PM »
I WISH I was a man, it so totally SUCKS being a woman.

Why do you think it sucks being a woman? 

Lisa, a lot of what Ron says is right #1., and also, I would like to have better control over emotions, and be extremely strong.  #2. Men look better when they get older, and women dont.
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