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Offline pennyjangle

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Stamp Malfunction (joke)
« on: February 03, 2010, 08:24:09 AM »


The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:


1.The stamp is in perfect order..


2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Re: Stamp Malfunction (joke)
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 12:04:03 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Stamp Malfunction (joke)
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 07:10:57 AM »
Funny and true
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