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Offline mord

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G-D hates seafood
« on: February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM »
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Thy destroyers and they that make thee waste shall go forth of thee.  Isaiah 49:17

 
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 02:14:20 PM »
Quote from: mord on February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
http://godhatescrustaceans.com/

Do you intend this as a joke? What is all this talk about Satan? Satan has nothing to do with why Shellfish are not Kosher... Also non-Jews don't have to obey the commandments of Kashrut...

Also it would seem from the Torah that G-d hates Shabbat desecraters more than he hates Fags and those who eat Shellfish... The commandment to observe Sabbath is the most often repeated commandment in the entire Torah.

 http://www.ou.org/publications/kaplan/shabbat/why.htm
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 02:17:39 PM »
Quote from: muman613 on February 09, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Quote from: mord on February 09, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
http://godhatescrustaceans.com/

Do you intend this as a joke? What is all this talk about Satan? Satan has nothing to do with why Shellfish are not Kosher... Also non-Jews don't have to obey the commandments of Kashrut...


I hink it's a joke although i'm not sure
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 02:20:00 PM »

Its one of those G_dHates XX .com websites.
There's one called g_dHatesFags.com.
I think its meant to mock religion.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 02:23:13 PM »
Also shouldnt the site be called 'G-dLovesCrustaceans' because he forbid man from eating them... It would seem that from the shellfishes point of view that Hashem is sparing them being considered food for Jews... Although we also have a principle that a Jew can elevate the creature which he eats through the blessings we say, and thus the animal is elevated spiritually when we eat it... So maybe by denying the Crab or Lobster the ability to be elevated he actually is punishing them?

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 03:54:13 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on February 09, 2010, 02:20:00 PM

Its one of those G_dHates XX .com websites.
There's one called g_dHatesFags.com.
I think its meant to mock religion.



I think the God hates XX websites are modeled after the god hates fags website. 
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 04:59:50 PM »
There was one I saw that said God hates figs.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 05:15:58 PM »
Many Christian sects have a habit of picking one or two commandments from the Torah and taking it seriously (for some unknown reason) while ignoring most of the rest.  It's like a "pick a verse, start a church" program.  So maybe the site is making fun of that.
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Re: G-D hates seafood
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 05:25:36 PM »
These sites promote atheism.  They are all produced by these degenerates:

http://steveswebhosting.com/

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