Weaker sex?

[Confederate Kahanist]

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Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

"Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."




"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

[Rubystars]

Technically I think choosing someone else to fight on your behalf is choosing a champion, but the joke is still funny

[HiWarp]

If you give someone the choice of weapons, aren't you basically saying WE can use a weapon of your choosing. Meaning that little Pete was free to choose someone who could have whipped Larry's sister's butt.

Or am I over analyzing the joke?

It was funny.

[Edward]

I was involved in several fights during my early childhood. But never with girls! I'm a Country boy, damn it :-)

[angryChineseKahanist]

That actually happened. There was this 6 foot 300LB [censored] who would wimp out and his [censored] sister would fight on his behalf.

[pennyjangle]