President Barack Obama To Proclaim Three New Holiday's
"THE ONE" Barack Hussein Obama has set forth a new decree. Effective January 01, 2011 three new national holidays will be celebrated by Americans, and in 2012 the rest of the world will follow America's lead. The three new holidays are:
1. August 04 - The birthday of "THE ONE" Barack Hussein Obama
2. June 06 - Black National Day - Celebrating Negro superority over all other races.
3. July 15
We at the Atrociously Press contacted the President's office to question why there was no description for the third holiday. The President's "Pimped out Ride Czar" contacted the Atrocious Press to tell us that the missing description was an error. The President wishes all Americans to celebrate July 15th because it is the day that the new Cadillacs come off of the assembly line and are available to the public.
PS. Obama's "Covertness Czar" also told that until further notice, and until the President can decide where he was actually born, both Kenya and Indonesia will celebrate the August 04 holiday.
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