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Bottoms up! Robot bartender
« on: March 02, 2010, 06:43:27 PM »
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A man enters and orders a martini. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, and advanced medical technology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

This time the guy responds, "100."

Immediately the robot starts talking about football, NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "uh ... 50."

(Story continues below)

          

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
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