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Offline The One and Only Mo

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PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« on: March 07, 2010, 07:21:20 PM »
              PSALM 2010
 
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
  He leadeth me beside the still factories.
  He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
  He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
  Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
  I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
  He has anointed my income with taxes,
  My expenses runneth over.
  Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
  And I will live in a mortgaged home forever..
  I am glad I am American,
  I am glad that I am free.
  But I wish I was a dog .....
  And Obama was a tree.
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Re: PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 07:33:26 PM »
Well, according to HIS MUSLIM religion, anyone who doesn't believe in Islam is a dog to them. So, now we just have to come up with some some Koranic writing to show that Obama is a tree. Hey, it just hit me. Why don't we just skip Obama and just piss on the Koran; paper = wood = tree. I HEREBY DECLARE APRIL THE OFFICIAL "PISS ON A KORAN" MONTH.

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Re: PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 08:27:25 PM »
Quote from: Yirmayahu on March 07, 2010, 07:33:26 PM
Well, according to HIS MUSLIM religion, anyone who doesn't believe in Islam is a dog to them. So, now we just have to come up with some some Koranic writing to show that Obama is a tree. Hey, it just hit me. Why don't we just skip Obama and just piss on the Koran; paper = wood = tree. I HEREBY DECLARE APRIL THE OFFICIAL "PISS ON A KORAN" MONTH.

Yirmayahu
  :clap: :clap: :soldier:  Although anything that comes out of our bodies will only help the Koran and make it beautiful. 8;) :teach:
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Re: PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 11:11:49 PM »
I personally, have a problem with changing the scriptures, like that...
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Re: PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 11:12:54 PM »
Quote from: ~Hanna~ on March 07, 2010, 11:11:49 PM
I personally, have a problem with changing the scriptures, like that...

It made me feel uneasy too, which is why I haven't replied yet. I didn't want to diminish the fact that a valid political point was made, but changing up Scripture like that does seem to be disrespectful.
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Re: PSALM 2010 (readeth and weepeth)
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 04:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Rubystars on March 07, 2010, 11:12:54 PM
Quote from: ~Hanna~ on March 07, 2010, 11:11:49 PM
I personally, have a problem with changing the scriptures, like that...

It made me feel uneasy too, which is why I haven't replied yet. I didn't want to diminish the fact that a valid political point was made, but changing up Scripture like that does seem to be disrespectful.

Saw it in an email, didn't think twice about it being offensive. Sorry.
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