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Ask JTF for Sunday, April 4, 2010

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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, I have several questions for you to answer this week.

1. Exactly how many Muslims live in America? Sources always say they make up less than 1 percent of America's population. There are 300 or so million people in this country which means there are "only" three million Muslims living in America. But I think it's three times that amount.

2. What is your opinion on the British new wave group, the Police?

3. Where exactly were you when the original World Trade Center bombing took place back in early 1993?

4. Please share with us a hilarious A-Rab (the way southern-type people pronounce it) story?

5. What is your opinion on the America of the 1980's?

6. Did you meet any Italian-Americans while in prison? I'm asking this question because normally most Italian-Americans are law-abiding citizens and do not commit crime unlike our fried chicken and watermelon eating and kool-aid drinking "friends."

 

Moshe92:
Dear Chaim,

Since you're normally clean shaven, do you shave during the omer? If so, how often? Obviously cutting your hair is forbidden, but I've seen that there are different opinions regarding shaving on the omer and when you can shave.

Dr. Dan:
Shalom Chaim,

Why did Gd choose Moses to lead the Jewish people?

Thank you

Dr. Dan

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim (please say the following sentence in Arabonics),

In honor of Middle Eastern History Month, all of my questions for these next four weeks are about hideous desert negroes.

1: I know that we at JTF do not believe that there is such a thing as superior/inferior races, and I do not think there are, but look at A-rabs; their hideous appearance, profoundly low intellect, and astronomical rate of birth defects and bizarre diseases causes me to reconsider that. Is it possible that rampant incest in Saharan schvartzes and frequent camel/Arab breedings have destroyed the sand negro gene pool and truly made them, as the WNs say about Jews (but never Arabs), a "mud race"?

2: Please refute the Bolshevik lie that the caliphs brought science and culture back to Europe and started the Renaissance.

3: Please share with us a hilarious Arabian Action Story involving a demon-possessed (mentally ill) Middle Eastern schvartze (or Muslim of any race).

G-d bless you,
Dr. Brennan Fan

Jorje15:
Dear Chaim,

What are your thoughts on the Civil Rights movement? What was the Brown V. Board of Education? Why was MLK assassinated and what happened during month and day? Do you have an African American story this week?

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