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Ask JTF for Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim (please read this intro in Arabonics),

Four more questions for Middle Eastern "History" Month. Enlighten us all about the great heritage of Fertile Crescent [censored].

1: How would you handle a public high school that decides to remove its Holocaust curriculum in favor of instituting a lesson plan on the "nakba" (lol)? (If I were the prime minister of Israel, the Arabs would get a real "nakba" to cry about.)

2: Name for me one invention that was devised by Saharan negroes (besides the Koran, the camel-dung brick, and the palm-fiber rope used for swinging from date trees).

3: Briefly respond to the Arab lie that Abraham (Ibrahim), Moses (Moussa), David (Daoud), Solomon (Suleiman), and Jesus (Issa) were all Arabs.

4: Please share a hilarious Arabian Action Story about an exceptionally stupid dunes ape.

Dr. Brennan Fan

Rubystars:
Greetings Chaim. What are your thoughts on the New World Order and what implications might this agenda have for Israel and America?

Daniel:
Hi Chaim. I was hoping to ask this question for last week's Ask JTF. But I understand the reasons for doing it earlier.

I have a feeling that my question might just make you laugh once again :)

I am asking you this question on April 4th. 38 years ago today, Hashem granted me life on this great earth of his. So my question to you is this: On this day, what do you feel is a greater cause to celebrate? The day of my birth or the death of MLK, Jr.? :)

Nekama:
Chaim:

Hope all is well and I wish you continued hatzlachah.  Here are my questions for the week.

(1). That evil Koran provides that if your father is a Muslim, you are a Muslim.  It also provides for the death of apostates.  I am extremely puzzled why there has been no public fatwas issued against the baboon in chief regarding his professed embracement of Christianity.  Why the deafening silence?

(2) When JTF takes over in Israel, I propose that we sponsor a paper manufacturer to issue toilet paper featuring pictures of Muhammad (ys'v) and verses in the Koran and Hadiths.  I think this would be an appropriate use of these Islamic "holy" books and will remind us every day how evil Islam is and how its words and pictures should be defaced.  Perhaps this would also qualify for satisfying the mitzvah of remembering and erasing the name of amalek.  What do you think?

(3) If JTF were in power, how would you deal with groups like international movement and other leftist allies who cause mischief and mayhem.  May I suggest the $1 solution is the appropriate punishment for this evil vermon?  What are your thoughts,


May hashem take nekama against the US administration for choking the apple of Hashem's eye - Israel!

All the best,

Nekama

chicagojew:
Shalom, Chaim, do you think if Martin Luther King were still alive, he would be as insignificant as Jessee Jackson and Al Sharpton?

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