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Ask JTF for Sunday, April, 18, 2010

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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, I have three questions on my mind.

1. Do you think the invasion of Iraq in 2003 was a huge mistake? I honestly think America should pull out of both Afghanistan and Iraq. We should have stayed out of those two hellholes they call countries. As you always said before, Chaim that Iran was the threat and not Iraq.

2. Why is Africa today so poor? Even with its huge amounts of natural resources such as oil, bauxite, copper, gold diamonds and uranium, Africa is by far the poorest and most corrupt continent on Earth. Also do you think the AIDS epidemic in Africa has worsen their economic situation even more so?

3. And the third and very last question, I know you always have encounters with jungle monkeys (blacks) but do you have any encounters with any sand monkeys? (Arabs) Please give us a hilarious Arabian action story complete with accent.

 

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim,

Last week I was specifically referring to American public high schools that may stop teaching about the Holocaust and start teaching about the "nakba". Now, please read the following intro in Arabonics.

For this third week of Middle Eastern History Month, I have two comments and two questions on Gulf State chimpanzees.

1: To give you an example of how illiterate and void Arab "culture" is, would you believe it that these chazirs didn't even invent the dynamite belt? The modern shahid bomber was invented by the Tamil Muslims who, while every bit as savage and monstrous as their sand-dwelling bros, at least have some genuine Indian culture and history behind them. The supremely unoriginal Arab miggers can't even devise their own methods of jihad.

2: Please refute the lie that the Arabs came up with our numeral system and invented algebra and other higher mathematics.

3: For a good example of how primitive and primordial desert schvartzes were before oil money, check out Mark Twain's visit to Ottoman-occupied Fakestine in 1867. The disgusting negroes he encountered in that cesshole managed to make black Africans look modern and civilized. If I am not mistaken, he recounted how these pigs smeared goat dung on their childrens' faces to shield their skin from the sun. (These are the "people" who the whole world calls innocent and saintly victims of those horrible, monstrous Jews.)

4: Please tell a hilarious Arabian Action Story about an enormously pungent sand negro (other than the one who the schvartzes threw in the prison shower).

G-d bless, Dr. Brennan Fan

Moshe92:
Dear Chaim,

What was your life like at age 18? What was the Jewish Defense League doing then?

Also, can you tell us about when you were arrested at age 17 for pouring gasoline on a car belonging to Soviet diplomats?

Jorje15:
Dear Chaim,

What are your thoghts on NATO and NAFTA? What do you think of the Jazz Age and the Rouring 20s? What is the name of the book that tells you everything that happend during the 1920s? Do you have an African and Areb American story?

Rubystars:
Greetings Chaim. I've been trying to find out more about someone named Ben Stada. Supposedly Rabbi Eliezer said he had a marking or tattoo of some sort which had magic in it from Egypt, but that's the only thing I've been able to find out about this person. All I can find are vague references like this.  Could you tell me more about this Ben Stada and who he was and what he was involved in?

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