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Offline The One and Only Mo

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What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« on: June 22, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?


The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of
Rage.


The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup
Of coffee.


The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.


The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no Charge.


The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the
Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the
Extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into
Coffee.


The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his
Coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the
European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase
Explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the
Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to
Explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the
Palestinian.


Offline Ari Ben-Canaan

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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 08:35:05 PM »
 :::D :::D :::D :::D
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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 08:39:20 PM »
I like it!     :::D

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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 10:29:40 PM »
 :laugh: :::D 8) Nice joke lol

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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 10:35:16 PM »
 ;D :laugh: 8) :::D :::D :::D :P :P
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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 10:45:23 PM »
 

 
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 01:10:28 AM »
Unfortunately its not a joke.
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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 05:37:54 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 05:46:50 AM »
Remember. There is no such thing as a Palestinian.
Does it bother you that you have to face the dome and the rock to say the sh'ma?