We should embrace our Khazar heritage!!!
Let's sing our Khazari national athem:
Khazaristan is the greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Khazaristan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Khazaristan home of Tishman swimming pool.
Its length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Khazaristan, Khazaristan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Khazaristan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Khazaristan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Khazaristan prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistans
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