I have my own for a bunch of emmy award losers.. Lets see now..
Mike Doomberg, Mike Gloomberg,
Jesse Jackarse,
instead of Al Sharpton,,, Al Harpoon,
Louis Farrakrap, Al Bore, Al Snore,
Josephine LIEberman,
Barack Yomama, Barak Dumbama, Barak OngoBongo,
instead of John McCain it is either Juan McKookarachia or John McNugget,
Rosie O'Donnel is Rosie O'Double Whopper,
Oprah is Doperah,
Sotomayer I call her Sotomanuer,
Hillary Clinton I have a few names for her (I will keep it G rated)
Thunder Thighs, Shrillery,
Chuck Schumer weChuck Schumer well, he is Upchuck Spewer,
Michelle Obama gets a ton of nice names from me lets see, Manchelle, Mandingo, Patrick Ewing in drag, Magilla Gorilla's test tube baby.
Yasser Arafat was and still is Yasser Arafaggot
Bill Clintoon, Blue Dress Administration
And all Muslims are referred by me as Mudslime, Muzheads, Muzzies, Camel and Goat Feces, Cave Dwellers