the unmet wife (cute joke)

[The One and Only Mo]

There was a New York Rabbi whose son got a job transfer to Louisiana .

Two weeks later, the son called the father, "Dad, I met a girl and we're gonna get married.

The rabbi said, "Son, you know what they say about those Southern Belles. They can't cook, they can't clean house, don't make love, and she's gonna call you Jew Boy for the rest of your life.

The son replied, "I don't care. I love her and I'm going to marry her.

Two weeks later, the son called the father again. "Dad, I married her!

The rabbi said, "What about all the things I warned you about?

"Dad, she cooks like a dream, she keeps the house [censored]-and-span and loves sex.

"What about the last thing?

"We came to an understanding... She doesn't call me Jew Boy, and I don't call her Schvartza."

[Rubystars]

Oh man I wonder how the dad would have reacted to that one!  Cute joke!

I like how the forum filter changed the -and span part to "Hispanic" lol

[cjd]

There was a New York Rabbi whose son got a job transfer to Louisiana .

Two weeks later, the son called the father, "Dad, I met a girl and we're gonna get married.

The rabbi said, "Son, you know what they say about those Southern Belles. They can't cook, they can't clean house, don't make love, and she's gonna call you Jew Boy for the rest of your life.

The son replied, "I don't care. I love her and I'm going to marry her.

Two weeks later, the son called the father again. "Dad, I married her!

The rabbi said, "What about all the things I warned you about?

"Dad, she cooks like a dream, she keeps the house Hispanic-and-span and loves sex.

"What about the last thing?

"We came to an understanding... She doesn't call me Jew Boy, and I don't call her Schvartza."

OY   

[Dr. Dan]

anyway we can fix those filters?

[angryChineseKahanist]

Hey, Mo!!! WooooWoooNyukNyuk!

Funny, but those filters...

[Rubystars]

Along the same lines I heard someone tell a joke one time that went like this. A white guy says his wife is pregnant, and his black co-workers snicker at him and one of them says "How do you know it's yours?" "Oh, I know it's mine, no need to worry about that, my wife is very loyal to me" says the white man. The black guy says "Well what if it comes out black?" At this the blacks all start laughing. The white guy says "You haven't met my wife, have you?"