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Ask JTF for Sunday, July 25, 2010

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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, four questions for this week's Ask JTF.

1. What is your opinion of Louis Armstrong?

2. Do you have an Affirmative Jackson as in Jesse Jackson story for this week's Ask JTF?

3. Can you tell me the difference between the Ancient Egyptians (who were far more advanced)
and the people who live in Egypt, today? The Ancient Egyptians weren't Muslim or even Arab for that matter.

4 And my fourth and very last question is what is happening in Mauritania, a disgusting Saharan Muslim Negro nation in North Africa.  Can you tell me why women are so obese in this African hellhole? Here is a link to the question above. http://www.themuslimwoman.org/entry/women-in-mauritania-want-freedom-from-obesity/
 

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim,

1: A few weeks ago I asked you about the fossilized piece of excrement Fraud Thompson (ys), who I referred to as "Larry Flynt". Please go off the way only you can on that lecherous, pornographic old skunk (who wants Jonathan Pollard to rot in jail forever) that cost Huckabee and Romney the election.

2: If and when that German Nazi cockroach Stephanie Weifag (yimach schmo) stabs his "friend" Shelley Rubin (yimach schma) in the back and passes all of her information to his butt-buddies on Spermfront, how should Jews and righteous Gentiles react? Should we rejoice at the despicable traitor and informer Rubin getting her comeuppance or would she still be a Jewish victim of a Nazi anti-Semite who deserves theoretical respect? Frankly, if and when that happens, it would be very difficult for me not to jump up and down for joy.

3: Have you heard the news (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/lt_brazil_amazon_dolphins_slaughtered) that the beautiful and rare pink river dolphins of the Amazon are being mercilessly slaughtered by Brazilian fishermen for use as bait? These vile, disgusting, half-Portuguese half-[censored] freaks of nature are causing one of the most rare and unique large mammals on the planet to go extinct in the cruelest way possible. (Needless to say, the Bolshevik media wants to emphasize that they are "poor", as if that excuses what they are doing.) Please denounce the savage monsters (yimach schmam) that most Brazilians are (remember, these are the creatures that also love to hold rallies denouncing Israel whenever she pretends to defend herself) and close by giving a beautiful Hebrew prayer that G-d would soon bless these man-ape hybrids with a new disease that makes HIV look like the common cold.


4: Please say a lovely Hebrew prayer that the cancer magnet Doirit Beinisch (yimach schma) would soon get acquainted with a new friend by the name of acute ovariosarcoma.


G-d bless you.

Dr. Brennan Fan

Jorje15:
Dear Chaim,

What are your thoughts on the US Dollar and money from Israel? What do think about the new cars that use electic powered engines such as the Hybrid? Do you have a JDL story this week?

Nekama:
Dear Chaim:

Hope all is well.  Here are my questions / comments for the week:

(1) Recently I learned that Muhammad - Y'SV, had a disdain for dogs in general, and black dogs in particular.  As a proud Kufar, I offer the following quote, which is one of many, from Muslim religious sources as proof, the "Prophet" Mohammad, “hell be upon him”, had disdain of shfartza canines. 

From Abu Dawud #2839

Abd Allah B. Mughaffal reported the apostle of Allah as saying: Were dogs not a species of creature I should command that they all be killed; but kill every pure black one.

The Hadith's note for #2839 says, "The prophet did not order the killing of all the dogs, for some are to be retained for hunting and watching. He ordered to kill the jet black ones. They might be more mischievous among them.

This gave me an idea which I would like to propose to you.  I would like to sponsor someone from the JTF's artistic division to design a flag picturing an unflattering Muhammad cowered on his knees with a big menacing shvartza Doberman Pincher squatting and taking a dump on Muhammad's head.  I propose we call this piece of art "Dumping on Islam.” Maybe we can get the Brooklyn museum to display it. Also, perhaps we can get a bunch of these flags displaying this beautiful work of art so that the next time the Nazi Muslims and their apologists protest in front of the Israeli consulate on 42nd street in Manhattan, a bunch of JTF'ers will join me, under the protection of the First Amendment, in waiving this Muslim flag of disgrace, and agitating all the “believers” and their stooges. What are your thoughts?

(2) Recently there have been numerous stories about discoveries of huge natural gas reserves off the coast of Northern Israel.  According to one report, a recently discovered gas field dubbed “Leviathan” contains 16 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.  This natural gas field plus other smaller recent finds has the potential to fulfill all of Israel's domestic demands and turn Israel into one of the world's top ten exporters of natural gas.  Of course the Arab Nazis in Lebanon and elsewhere are alarmed by this development.  Already, Lebanon is scrambling to set up a legal basis to challenge this claim and the Hezbollah terror group has promised to attack and blow up the nascent infrastructure that Israel is building to develop these natural gas fields.    Chaim – what are your thoughts on these developments and how do such discoveries impact your often proclaimed policy of developing alternative energy?  How would a Prime Minister Chaim Ben Pesach protect the multi-billion dollar natural gas infrastructure being developed of the coast of Israel from Arab terrorists?  Is the risk worth the reward in this case?

(3) Do you think that Israel should devote more of her resources to its Space Program – both military and non-military? 

(4) And to all the "believers" and their stooges I proclaim "Chaim Ben Pesach who Achbar!"

All the best,

Nekama

nessuno:
Hello Chaim,

Could you tell us about the Hilltop Youth and the struggles they face on a daily basis?  Is it possible for a visitor, to Israel, to travel to their outposts?
   
Thank You, BullCat3

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