Man Arrested for Spraying Substance

[Confederate Kahanist]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-spraying-substance-073010



GAITHERSBURG, Md - As a woman was leaving a Giant store a man sprayed liquid on her back from a spray bottle. An examination revealed the liquid was human semen.

It happened at the Giant store located at 842 Muddy Branch Road on July 15, 2010.

Witnesses saw the man get into a gray vehicle and drive away.

On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming.

After his arrest and interview it was learned that there are additional unidentified victims. If you believe you have been a victim of such a crime and have seen Edwards please contact Detective Corporal Word at 301-258-6400.

An arrest warrant was obtained for Edwards. Edwards was released on a $4,000 bond.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Big freakin' surprise.

[MassuhDGoodName]

What troubles me about this "story" -

For some strange reason I seem to think that the jig "sprayed" human semen out of his penis all over that pure, blue-eyed, blonde haired white woman!

The story as written makes no sense whatsoever.

How does someone "spray' human semen all over some woman's clothes when she's standing in a crowd in public?

Unnamed sources said that when apprehended, the suspect was making lots of monkey noises and chimping out in his cell.

The only statement he would give the investigators was the following:

"Mee go hee hee"!  "On dress"..."Lot'um good hot hot peener"..."so"..."white wumun!"..."ya-ya!"...

One source went on to say that upon hearing this, one enraged detective clubbed "the man suspect" over his head with his industrial grade police issue flashlight, at which point the chimpanoid unleased several gallons of badly digested intestinal contents into his pants and began screaming "Preachuh B prayin' cos' chimp B sprayin'!"

[Rubystars]

They sicken me so much. Everything about them is disgusting! Eternal malcontents indeed.

[cjd]

Welcome to the Planet of The Apes... Would the one dollar solution be uncalled for in a case like this?

[MassuhDGoodName]

Deep South Tradition calls for castration and pouring turpentine all over the open wound.

[Aces High]

Only blacks can invent that trick.

[MassuhDGoodName]

The suspect, Michael Edwards, was asked if he was offended by JTF member Rubystars comments "They sicken me so much. Everything about them is disgusting! Eternal malcontents indeed. "


Edwards' response:

"White wumun!"..."ya-ya!"...! "U gib' cell-phone namba!"..."Me Spray!"

[Confederate Kahanist]

What troubles me about this "story" -

For some strange reason I seem to think that the jig "sprayed" human semen out of his penis all over that pure, blue-eyed, blonde haired white woman!

The story as written makes no sense whatsoever.

How does someone "spray' human semen all over some woman's clothes when she's standing in a crowd in public?

Unnamed sources said that when apprehended, the suspect was making lots of monkey noises and chimping out in his cell.

The only statement he would give the investigators was the following:

"Mee go hee hee"!  "On dress"..."Lot'um good hot hot peener"..."so"..."white wumun!"..."ya-ya!"...

One source went on to say that upon hearing this, one enraged detective clubbed "the man suspect" over his head with his industrial grade police issue flashlight, at which point the chimpanoid unleased several gallons of badly digested intestinal contents into his pants and began screaming "Preachuh B prayin' cos' chimp B sprayin'!"

You crack me up man   

[Kahane-Was-Right BT]

wtf?

How did an ape get possession of human semen?   And why ....  Oh it's not worth it.

[Confederate Kahanist]

The suspect, Michael Edwards, was asked if he was offended by JTF member Rubystars comments "They sicken me so much. Everything about them is disgusting! Eternal malcontents indeed. "


Edwards' response:

"White wumun!"..."ya-ya!"...! "U gib' cell-phone namba!"..."Me Spray!"

Now he wants Rubystars 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I'm sure that creature does.

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

Now he wants Rubystars 

That's my joke

[Rubystars]

In a situation like that, I'd give him this number to make him go away:

(713) 884-3131

(it's the police number)