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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, for this Halloween I will ask for four Halloween-related at least Affirmative Action.

1. Someone already mentioned an African Action story involving a black guy in a Count Dracula-like costume begging for money on the subway but since it's Halloween, could you please retell that story for me.

2. Do you have a recent Halloween-related story either Arab or African it doesn't really matter.

3. Please retell the story with the Moroccan Arab Muslim with the coke and cockroach.

4. Do you have a scary African Action story from your prison days. 

Meerkat:
shalom

what are your thoughts on muslim zionism? do you think that every last one of them is using taqiyya or they exist because there is a high statistical probability that out of 1.5 billion people, at least some will exist?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim,

All four of my questions this week relate somehow to the 2000 election between Jorge Wahhabi Bush and Al Whore (yimach schmam), exactly ten years ago.

1: Why do you think West Palm Beach, FL was such a Fag Buchanus (ys) stronghold? Is it possible that large numbers of anti-Semites who hate their Jewish neighbors reside there? I believe the [censored] faggot Don Black (ys) lives near there; is it possible that he orchestrated a "get out the vote" campaign with his fellow Nazis or something? Or, is it possible that many WPB Jews are uber self-haters who actually voted for that Nazi?

2: As we all know, the (American) Pruneface (ys) was Al Whore's running mate in 2000. So, why do you think Hoeseph "changed teams" and supported John McQueen (ys) in 2008? I have two possible theories; please give your take on each one and then offer your own opinion.

a: Hoeseph supported McCain because McCain is a backstabbing traitor to the Republican Party, and being a backstabbing traitor himself, is naturally drawn to them at all times.
b: Pruneface wanted to be the running mate of Barack Hitler Osama (ys), but he got an inside report that he was not going to be picked and felt very hurt and vengeful. Therefore, to stick it to Obama, he supported his RINO opponent.

3: Supposedly, Al Whore won the popular vote in 2000--but did he really? Several ACORN-type electoral fraud organizations bussed large numbers of homeless schvartzes to urban voting centers, where many voted repeatedly under different aliases. Also, weren't many military ballots thrown out? What do you think the real popular vote in 2000 was like?

4: Supposedly, 4 million evangelical Christian voters stayed home in 2000. Is this actually true or was it an excuse made up by GOP operatives for why Jorge Wahhabi Bush lost the popular vote (because they would never dare say that voting fraud by negroes was the reason)?

G-d bless you, DBF

Dr. Dan:
Shalom chaim

Whenever you read stories about Avraham Avinu, who was a giant in our history, do you ever get the feeling he was also a naive person?  For example, why would a father in his right mind not question a situation that required him to sacrifice his only son born out of a miracle?  What can we learn from this story?  Another thing I notice about Avraham is that he sort of bargains with Hashem not to destory Sdom and Ammorah, but doesn't do the same when he is called on to sacrifice Yitzhak.  Am I seeing this correctly?

On another note, what is your opinion of dinosaurs?  What do the Rabbis say about these mighty animals and when they existed and if they existed at the same time as mankind or well before mankind's existence?

Can you give as another Dvar Torah on the previous week's Torah portion?

Toda
Dr Dan

Jorje15:
Dear Chaim,

What are your thoughts on the upcoming election? What happens if we both partys controling the house? Do you have an African story that took place during the campaign for this years election? PS: What will happen next year? When will the solders get out of Iraq?

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