ARGUMENTS & BELIEFS OF THOSE WISHING TO BECOME SLAVES:
(with MassuhD's logical responses to them; pointing out their innate absurdities & lack of any common sense)
1. Global warming is caused by MAN, and we MUST ACT NOW to save the planet!!!
-If it's caused by MAN, then the more MEN we immediately exterminate; the safer will be the planet.
2. Transfats are poisoning people, and are a threat to health and should be banned!!!
-Therefore, the more transfats consumed, the more dead people, the safer will be our planet!
-Only the stupidest among us would eat that crap, so good riddance to the overpopulating idiots!
3. If we don't ACT NOW to control the burgeoning world population, the earth will not be able to sustain our ecology!
-I agree: so go kill yourself & help the planet.
-Oh!...I apologize...you meant the population exploding in the Third World!?.....
-In other words, you hate coloured people & want them to die off, but you yourself somehow believe you've a right to a great life living off the fat of the land!
4. The UN & Planned Parenthood are working globally to assist women worldwide in planning sustainable reproduction patterns.
-In other words, abort every single coloured kid before it gets a chance to live and crowd out white people.
5. Tobacco should be banned for the good of everyone's health!!!
-What?
That will just allow people to live even LONGER!...then they'll cause MORE GLOBAL WARMING!
6. Well then, how about the COSTS TO "THE COMMUNITY" WHICH SMOKING AND EATING TRANSFATS FORCES UPON US???
-"Costs to the Community"?...you've got to be kidding!....why, the Community grows richer with the multitude of diet counselors, cancer treatment clinics, smoking cessation clinics, sales of cough syrup, throat lozenges, diet pills, diet shakes, spa memberships.....
-In actual fact, it is the VICES ALONE which are actually FUELING our local economies, while simultaneously limiting overpopulation, all while curbing greenhouse emissions by killing off excess people who drive cars and work in factories.