Why are Arabs so brown and smelly? Did G-d make them that way or did fall victim to 'you are what you eat' after thousands of years of eating curry and camel dung? ???
You know something, Mohammed was born half camel and half pig.
You see, his father was a camel and his mother was a pig.
Now, some may dispute that and say that mohammed's mother was
a camel and his father was a pig.
Don't blame me. Chaim says we should insult our enemies.