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Ask JTF for Sunday, February 6, 2011

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TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim before I ask you my questions for this week's Ask JTF. Please translate the following quotes in ebonics.

"It's finally schvartza history month. Hallelujah!!! Time to go to KFC!!!!! mmmmhmmmm!!!" I gots to be having my fried chicken!" As you may be knowing fo' da next fou' weeks, all of muh questions will be relating to African "culture" and black "American culture"! Ya dig?

1. Please expose the hideous jungle bunny rapper, Lil' Wayne (yemach shemo) who makes millions of dollars every year. How does such a talentless loser like him make so much money?

2. Do you agree with me that elephants have higher IQs than the people of Africa who can't even scratch their behinds?

3. Do you think Africa should be renamed "AIDsfrica"?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim, please get into appropriate character prior to reading this: "Schvartze History Month be all up on us! Mmm-hmm! I only be aksin' questions about my fellow negroes fo' deze next fo' weeks. Mmm-hmmmm!"

1: Please talk about Rodell Vereen, the South Carolina transient negro who was arrested and convicted twice for raping the same horse.

Zoophile Rodell Vereen

2: Can you please talk about the [censored] sex therapist Alexyss Tylor of Atlanta? She runs an organization called V-Power (the "v" standing for female private parts). She produces all sorts of ridiculous, obscene videos about black female bedroom issues. She has one particularly terrible video in which she complains that male negroes don't wash their genitalia. Even if you don't know of her personally, you can still use this opportunity to discuss typical schvartze female "morality" (or the lack thereof).

[censored] sex therapist Alexyss Tylor

3: Please share an African Action Story about an exceptionally moronic negro.

4: Why do you think that American schvartzes today identify more with Arab Nazi nations than their own black African brothas and sistahs?

G-d bless as always,
TBF

Altalena:
1) There is a channel on Time Warner Cable in Queens- channel 120- JLTV- Jewish Life TV and it would be good if you could get a slot on it.  Zev Brenner has one and he is boring as hell.  The channel needs a Kahanist presence and with your new enhanced video capability with Shlomo, I believe you could get back on TV in this way and it would be far more effective than QPTV.
2) With your new video capability, can you put English subtitles on your Hebrew videos?
3) If an unsuspecting Israeli girl is tricked into becoming pregnant from a deceitful Arab man, I believe she be should be given the option of having an early first term abortion; although the child is technically a Jew, it is subhuman as any good Jewish mental ability from the Jewish blood is brought to the ground by the negative influence of Arab blood and its hideous Mein Kampf Koran theology.  Do you concur?

Nekama:
Dear Chaim:

Hope all is well.  Here are my questions and comments for this week.

(1)   Last week it was reported that an audit conducted on the United Nation’s $21 Billion fund to fight AIDs and Tuberculosis revealed that millions of dollars where misappropriated for so called “training events” and that another $30 million was just plain missing.  This fund was formed to primarily fight the aforementioned diseases in Africa.  Why does the world continue to fund these ineffective programs?  Would it not be cheaper for Western Civilization in the long run to just let these so called “African peoples” to resort to witch doctors, voodoo and other tribal remedies?  Also, what do you think is the true purpose for this $21 Billion slush fund?

(2)   The events in Egypt during the past several weeks seem to be manufactured by the BHO and the Egyptian Brotherhood.  It seems that on the day the rioting started in Cairo, many of the high level Egyptian generals were on their annual groveling mission to the United States seeking their $2 Billion annual handout. What do you think is the agenda of Obama and that butch dyke Hillary Sodom Arafat?

(3)   In my opinion, one of the biggest cover-ups in the 1990’s was the explosion and crash of EgyptAir Flight 990 into the Atlantic Ocean on October 31, 1999.  What is the real story behind this alleged “accident”?

Dr. Dan:
Shalom chaim

1. Do you think Al Sharpton thinks Gd is racist since He made snow the color white?  And can you say, "Oh Brazilia, do you want some mayo with that french fries!!!!!!???"

2. We know that Ron Paul is a nazi anti semite.  We know that usually it's "like father like son".  However, can you tell us some things Rand Paul has said or done to also be considered a Nazi anti-semite?

3. In the Torah there is a commandment that we should never return to Egypt.  I take it to mean that when one leaves a galut nation, it's a sin for him to ever return to it whether or not he made an Aliya to Israel.  I also heard that Maimonides lived in Egypt.  So now I'm confused.  What is meant by the passage that we should never return to Egypt?

4. And finally a dvar torah of this week's parsha.

Toda

Dr. Dan

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