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Offline Dr. Dan

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need my weekly chaim injection
« on: June 03, 2007, 01:20:08 PM »
I'm low on common sense. I need my ask jtf program soon.
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2007, 01:34:36 PM »
Yes, Sundays is when our withdrawel and anticipation jitters go into full effect. We need to come out with some Chaim-tine gum and patches ;)

On Sunday evenings, we should start a thread where we all *pound on the tables and scream* WE WANT CHAIM! WE WANT CHAIM!  :laugh:
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2007, 01:59:51 PM »
I caught myself downloading c.mp3 just to see if it had changed.
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2007, 02:21:11 PM »
Yes, I'm sure many of us do this on Sunday evenings. We click on the Ask JTF icon several times and notice it's the same time that is being displayed on our Real Player as the previous week. We do this several times, until lo and behold, the time displayed changes and we feel a sudden sense of extreme calm and joy! :)
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2007, 04:53:27 PM »
I took a nap after i saw the ozz video about chaim and had a dream that I met him...
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2007, 06:15:22 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 04:53:27 PM
I took a nap after i saw the ozz video about chaim and had a dream that I met him...

Cool dream!
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2007, 07:17:45 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 04:53:27 PM
I took a nap after i saw the ozz video about chaim and had a dream that I met him...

I had a dream a few nights ago that we were all in the same room and Chaim was conducting his Ask JTF program face to face with all of us. Wouldn't that be a lovely dream to come true! :)
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM »
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM »
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2007, 08:58:41 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on June 03, 2007, 08:55:42 PM
I used to have dreams about meeting Chaim and doing schvartza quotes with him. And then I finally met him and we did the quotes on Take Back America together. And he answered my questions on race on the show like Ask JTF.




Lucky you! I'd love to get the chance to meet him one day.

Perhaps when one day, when Israel is willing to let him back in, we can all see him off at the airport :)
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2007, 09:05:02 PM »
Quote from: Daniel on June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
Wait but maybe there's something I'm not getting about yours.  What was that supposed to mean?
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2007, 10:05:58 PM »
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Daniel on June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
Wait but maybe there's something I'm not getting about yours.  What was that supposed to mean?


I Scream You Scream We All Scream for Icecream


Chaim You Kheem We all Cheem for Chaim!

Get it now?
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2007, 10:09:26 PM »
anyway, about my little dream...this is waht i remember

He was over at my house at a Jewish event where he was goign to speak.
He looked really skinny and short and a little bit mexican like ;D
Kind of a recluse and kept to himself
I was star struck at and in awe that he was standing right in front of me.
He was sleeping over in a sleeping bag and I wanted to go up to him and tell him who I was on the forum..but I didnt' want to disturb him...

And then I woke up from my dream.
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 01:24:13 AM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Daniel on June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
Wait but maybe there's something I'm not getting about yours.  What was that supposed to mean?


I Scream You Scream We All Scream for Icecream


Chaim You Kheem We all Cheem for Chaim!

Get it now?
I know - I got that part.  Does "Cheem" mean anything?
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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 07:39:25 AM »
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 04, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Daniel on June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
Wait but maybe there's something I'm not getting about yours.  What was that supposed to mean?


I Scream You Scream We All Scream for Icecream


Chaim You Kheem We all Cheem for Chaim!

Get it now?
I know - I got that part.  Does "Cheem" mean anything?

Kheem means nothing..it just rhymes with scream.
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If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: need my weekly chaim injection
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2007, 04:06:03 PM »
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 04, 2007, 07:39:25 AM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 04, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Daniel on June 03, 2007, 08:55:30 PM
Quote from: OdKahaneChai on June 03, 2007, 08:21:39 PM
Quote from: dannycookie57 on June 03, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Chaim Youkheem We all Kheem for Chaim!
FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!  FAILED JOKE ALERT!

That's too funny!
Wait but maybe there's something I'm not getting about yours.  What was that supposed to mean?


I Scream You Scream We All Scream for Icecream


Chaim You Kheem We all Cheem for Chaim!

Get it now?
I know - I got that part.  Does "Cheem" mean anything?

Kheem means nothing..it just rhymes with scream.
Oh, ok...
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