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Ask JTF for Sunday, February 13, 2011
TruthSpreader:
Dear Chaim, please say this intro in ebonics.
Fou' mo' questions for dis week's Acts JTF.
1. Can you tell us why Michael Jackson became so popular? White people love him and he sold tens of millions of copies during the early 1980's? Why do you think he was so popular?
2. Can you anything productive coming from the "great" continent of Africa besides, AIDS, illegitimacy, crime and civil wars?
3. What is your opinion on Jackie Robinson, the first black athlete?
4 and last but not least, can you give me a Law and Order Action story? Years ago you mentioned on an episode of Law and Order in which four blacks were turned into whites murdering a Chinese deliveryman. Please tell that story again.
Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks:
Shalom Chaim (please read following in Ebonic):
Here be mah next fo' questions fo' Schvartze History Month.
1: Have you heard of rapper/R&B singer Riskay? She has a very explicit hit song in which she encourages black women who suspect their boyfriends of cheating to administer a very intimate smell test. The idea is that they'll be able to detect the scent of other women down there. Even if you don't know who Riskay is, can you please comment on the above and "morality" (or the lack thereof) within black relationships?
Obscene [censored] Riskay
2: What was your reaction when Dr. Laura Schlessinger used the word "schvartze", repeatedly, on the air last year during one call?
3: During a recent chat, one of our excellent JTFers suggested creating a plan to send large numbers of our [censored] to the Baltic states (Latvia, Lithuania, etc.), Poland, and Ukraine. Tell me, how do you feel about this? Would this be a good idea and do you see any way that it could be pulled off?
4: Please share with us the "oldie but goodie" African Action Story in which a walrus-sized negro crushes a park bench under his massive girth and a half-dozen cops are needed to stand him up (complete with Ebonics, of course).
Dr. Dan:
Shalom Chaim
1. If the Mubarak regime was in charge while there was this cold peace with Israel, how would a Kahanist government handle it? If things change in Egypt, what are the actions the Kahanist government would take? Would it be a wait and see or a preemptive strike?
2. Would Jordan be treated differently from Egypt if it were the same scenario?
3. You mentioned the other day that it would be a good thing if the muslim brotherhood took over because more israelis would realize that you can't trust leaders like sadat by trading land for a piece of paper. While we hope this is the case, I have a feeling that most jews and israelis will treat leaders like sadat and mobarek like heros like iranian jews treat shah pavlavi and his children because of their superficial peaceful relationship with israel. Can you give us your opinion on this and the real truth of these horrendous leaders and why they had peaceful relations with israel. How should israel deal with so called moderate muslim leaders when they are in power?
4. when is the amidah done silently and when is it said out loud? When a man prays in the morning by himself or in front of one person, can he pray it outloud?
5. is it inapprpriate to wear a smaller tzit tzit prayershawl instead of the standard large one?
Can you give a dvar Torah of this week's parshah?
Toda
Dr. Dan
Meerkat:
shalom chaim
please expose terrorist muslim nazi Libya.
please comment on this disgraceful picture
do you have a self-hating jew action story? use pruneface impression where applicable.
Nekama:
Reserved
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