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Ask JTF for Sunday, March 20, 2011
Jorje15:
Dear Chaim,
I'm finaly able to post on the forums again. What are your thouts on the events taking place around the world? What happen on the forums while I was unable to access them untill now?
BritishSword:
Hi Chaim
Oh good your currently on the leviticus portion of the bible.
I am quite happy with kosher now that you've explained it. It is very unlike halal where the animal has to be conscious while its bleeding to death so it can listen to some imam wailing at it in arabic. Now about sacrifices, which I am also happy with by the way. I eat hamburgers so I don't want to be a hypocrite. There can be no shedding of blood without the remission of sins. Or is it the other way round. Anyhow, how do you guys cope on yom kippur as you have no high temple?
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Secondly
My current operation is trying to convince one man of the moslem threat, codenamed project black dude. Not one of my more subtle codenames.
Anyway this guy has accused me of having tunnel vision. He says I should be more broad minded and look at the wonderful contributions muslims have made to the U.K He failed to name any specifics but said I would be amazed. As you have studied this situation in more detail I figured I'd ask.
Why don't you tell us some of the big "contributions" that moslems have made to europe and the americas. The breathtaking leaps in architecture, science and literature without which all civilisation would undoubtedly collapse. :::D LMAO I'll be sure to pass on your answer verbatim.
P.S Have noticed strange high pitched sound in recent broadcasts. Please check equipment and software.
The proud Jew:
dear chaim
1. What are things that we jtf'ers can do to help you get into israel?
2. Do you have any new ideas that we can put in effect to legally damage the boulshavics and the anarchists?
3. Do you think you can coordinate an interview with mike huckabee?
4. This fact is very troubling to me. Why are alot of israelis leaving the homeland? when you become PM what will you do in power to get these jews that left to come back to the homeland? Also why did the majority of them leave in the first place?
Eden Ben Yitzchak:
Hi Chaim ! How's it goin'? Here are some questions for ya'; 1. Even though I ain't American, I'm interested in US politics, so I watch some fox-news, and some other stuff.. I like Michael Savage. What is your opinion of Michael , I think he's wonderful, he's a pretty good speaker. And he's a real rightwinger or at least he seems to be one. Am I wrong?
2. Why doesn't Switzerland join the Nazi European Union? 3. who's that Alan Keyes, and why do you like him?
4. Have you ever visited Nashville, Tennessee? What can you say about it, and its population? Is there a Caucasian majority there?
Toda Raba, Chaim! and God bless you.
-Yours respectfully,
Eden.
The One and Only Mo:
Dear Chaim,
1) If you were Prime Minister (IYH soon) how would you respond to the Fogel attack?
2) Pretend you went to pay a shiva call to the Fogel family. What would you say to Tamar Fogel? Have you already been in contact with them since the tragedy?
3) Please explain the difference between Hamas, Hezbollah, Fatah, Taliban, and Al Qaeda? What other wonderful factions can you think of?
4) Which countries in the Middle East have made "peace" with Israel?
5) What are your plans for Purim? Are you going to stuff yourself and get drunk? ;D When is the last time you did either of those things?
Thanks, and a freilichin Purim to you and your loved ones and may Hashem help us and comfort the mourners. May this be the the Purim of the geulah.
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