I find it odd that the Muslim Nazis refuse to handle Bacon. Normally when I see a Muslim Nazi working in the full burka, I just go to another register. Even if it means a longer line.
The thought of purchasing Bacon at one of those lanes is tempting, but I would have to be a hypocrite in order to do so considering that I don't handle Bacon either. I would have to be real careful to make sure that the package didn't leak. Of course I would also want it to leak on the register.
The other question is what I would do with it? Maybe if the woman at customer service was also a Muslim Nazi I could buy it from one and return it to the other. Technically it is permissible for a Jew to buy it for a pet. Even on Pesach, you are allowed to own traif but not Chumetz. Of course with other viable alternatives, there is really no reason a Jew should come close to it at all.
Fortunately there are plenty of Goyim who do purchase it. Maybe someone can just bring a leaky package to the register and then complain about it leaking. This would force the Muslim Nazi to set it aside in order to be disposed of.