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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« on: March 28, 2011, 09:07:46 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 09:31:06 AM »
The bad part of this story is that the poor goat will continue to get abused.

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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 01:00:06 PM »
I'm they'll have the most gorgeous children...but I wonder, if they were to get a divorce, what will Shariah law recommend?
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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 01:15:53 PM »
The goat will have to wear a burka?

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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 08:04:49 PM »
The goat will have its clitoris chopped off.
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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 08:52:58 PM »
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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 08:28:26 AM »
They can go live in that pan-zoological PeTA village from South Park.

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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 10:46:52 AM »
They can go live in that pan-zoological PeTA village from South Park.

Ha. I remember that episode: "vote or die"
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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 10:57:10 AM »
I can't imagine the family would approve of such a marriage!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, the Goats parent's must be furious.... Im sure she coulda done much better.

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Re: Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 12:16:21 PM »
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