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Offline Masha

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Heard a joke...
« on: June 10, 2007, 02:16:16 PM »
When a Jew emigrates from Israel, the average IQ of both countries goes up.  ;D :laugh:

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Re: Heard a joke...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 02:50:29 PM »
Nice  ;D
As long as in the heart, within,
A Jewish soul is yearning,
And towards the end of the East
An eye still watches toward Zion,

Our hope is not yet lost,
The hope of two thousand years,
To be a free nation in our own land,
The land of Zion and Jerusalem.

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Re: Heard a joke...
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 05:20:03 PM »
Oh... now I get it. Because most Israelis are appeasenik lunatics.

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 05:23:14 PM »
Oh... now I get it. Because most Israelis are appeasenik lunatics.

The point is that the ones who leave are not very smart.

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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 05:27:24 PM »
Oh... now I get it. Because most Israelis are appeasenik lunatics.

The point is that the ones who leave are not very smart.
The other point is that the they are apparently still smarter than the average person in any other country. It's amusing, but I won't say that I agree with the message of it.

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2007, 05:53:06 PM »
The other point is that the they are apparently still smarter than the average person in any other country.

Sure.

It's amusing, but I won't say that I agree with the message of it.

I don't necessarily agree with the message either. But I just thought it was a kind of funny and unexpected way of making a point.

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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2007, 06:59:24 PM »
The jews that leave Israel most likely are not the ones that have made the country as smart as it is.
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2007, 08:40:08 PM »
The point is that a Jew who leaves Israel is not intelligent, thus raising the IQ average of Israel, and because he is a Jew-raises the IQ of America.
Oh, okay. Gotcha. :)

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Re: Heard a joke...
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 06:45:42 AM »
I understand the joke but i would be saying ... whats the difference between a nazi terrorist muslim and a bucket of voimit... the bucket

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 07:47:17 PM »
I understand the joke but i would be saying ... whats the difference between a nazi terrorist muslim and a bucket of voimit... the bucket

Sheesh, I don't get this strong reaction. (Ashkenazi) Jews have about a 15 point higher average IQ (the operative word here is "average": I, personally, might have an IQ of 70, for all I know). It's a fact; it's not a value judgment. You could Google this, if you don't believe me. So the probability is very high that if a Jew immigrates into a country, the average IQ will be raised. It is not racism to say this, but a simple law of averages.