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Offline The One and Only Mo

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Looking for work HILARIOUS
« on: July 04, 2011, 12:05:31 PM »
A doctor from Israel says:  "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."
 
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
 
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are
way behind us..in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from
Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls...we made him President of the
United States, and now....the whole country is looking for work.

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Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 05:06:35 PM »
You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 07:35:41 PM »
thats great. I would love to have that as a bumper sticker but it would be too much text

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Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 07:49:51 PM »
 :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D

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Re: Looking for work HILARIOUS
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 10:28:35 PM »
 :::D

That's a good one.