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News From 2050
« on: March 24, 2007, 11:10:54 PM »
From Kahane.org:

I am here to tell you a miracle. This morning, I turned on my tv* to watch some news. Almost immediately, however, I noticed that there has been some sort of time fluctuation, and the television was really broadcasting news from 2050!! Here is a transcript of what it says:

Today a mass counter protest was held in Palestine jointly by Neturei Karta and Peace Now. It was done in response to a larger protest yesterday, when hundreds of thousands members of the Jewish minority angrily came to the streets protesting building of Auschwitz concentration camps in Negev, news of which leaked out a week ago. The Palestinian government does not deny building the camps, but ridicules the notion that they will be used, saying that it is there merely to provide a lifesize model to prove that the Holocaust did not really happen. However the leak also included documents about building of fully functional ovens inside the facility, orders of gas deliveries, as well as the list of the first wave of Jews who are scheduled to be moved there.

An explosion in the oil refinement camp near Tel Aviv. A Jewish extremist group called Kahane Chai, under the leadership of Ehud Olmert took responsibility in a video they released, and said that it was a response to the building of the extermination camp. Several times during the video, the speaker has repeated "Never Again", an extremist slogan signigying that events like the Holocaust should never happen agThe leader of the terrorist group,ain.  Ehud Olmert, was once a Prime Minister of Israel, however when the Jewish government collapsed under his leadership and over a million Jews died as a result of Palestinians taking over, he repented and has been fighting for Kahane Chai ever since.

The Arabic European Union today condemned the explosion, and blamed the United States for not criticizing the bombings enough, claiming this was a clear sign of Zionist control of the US government. The chairman of AEU also said that United States should be more sympathetic to the Palestinian government, since it is directly responsible for the world situation when it lost the war on terror in 2008; helped finance the anti-human Zionist Regime during its existance and is facing similar problems with Mexican Separatist Movement in its southernmost States. United States denied the accusations, saying that the Jews do not have disproportionate control of its government, that it is not responsible for the world, and that it does not fill obligated to give any States to Mexico beyond Texas, Florida, New Mexico and parts of California that it already gave away.

More border skirmishes between Chechnya and China occured today, when the armies of the two countries have had small confrontations. Both countries are projected to be fully destroyed if a total war occurs, which keeps them in an uneasy peace. In the capital of Chechnya, Moscow, the president of Chechnya Ibrahim bin Mohammed said that Beijing is responsible for the skirmishes, while President of China, Hu Chin-Min placed the blame on Moscow.

This is it for today, join us tomorrow at the same time. This is BbCnn!


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Re: News From 2050
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 02:15:44 PM »
LMAO!  That was hilarious!


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