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Who'd win in a fight between Allen T and the infamous 40 pound bundle of fury?

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Joe Schmo

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Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« on: June 17, 2007, 11:59:20 PM »
Have at it!

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 12:03:45 AM »
C'mon now, there's no competition.  Wolverines are pretty hardcore animals but we're talking about Allen T here!
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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 12:20:18 AM »
C'mon now, there's no competition.  Wolverines are pretty hardcore animals but we're talking about Allen T here!

I second that!

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 06:09:38 AM »
Stop it. If I was so strong I wouldn't be killing myself with these Krav Maga lessons!! At the moment I'm overweight and easily winded after stupidly smoking again for about 6 weeks before training began. I am aware of the fact that trouble often departs me because of my size and that is good and can be used, but there is always someone tougher & stronger and they can be bigger or smaller. Saturday's KM lesson was the first one with the owner of the school. He's a small guy, but I think he could take 6 of me without trouble. He hit me in the arm at one point with his forearm it felt like steel. He's very funny too, it's like being in the military, being called a bunch of ["p" word that rhymes wussies and is sometimes used with the word "cat"]. After we were called this 2-3 times most got the combination correct and he said to the other instructor, "see, call them a bunch of "p"s and they get it. 

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 08:27:11 AM »
LOL
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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 09:47:28 AM »
Hey Allen I noticed that your YouTube account was suspended yesterday, why?
All the videos that I had stored in favorites dissapeared... Can you get your account back?

Allen-T

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 01:26:58 PM »
Hey Allen I noticed that your YouTube account was suspended yesterday, why?
All the videos that I had stored in favorites dissapeared... Can you get your account back?

It doesn't appear that way. I will begin reuploading those videos on the other channel, TakeBackAmericaJTF in a couple of weeks when I finish this project I am working on. 

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2007, 01:31:34 PM »
Hey Allen I noticed that your YouTube account was suspended yesterday, why?
All the videos that I had stored in favorites dissapeared... Can you get your account back?

It doesn't appear that way. I will begin reuploading those videos on the other channel, TakeBackAmericaJTF in a couple of weeks when I finish this project I am working on. 

Eh-hem!

Off-topic!

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2007, 02:14:10 PM »
When I was a child I wanted to wrestle with Wonder Woman.

Joe Schmo

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2007, 02:17:47 PM »
When I was a child I wanted to wrestle with Wonder Woman.

So did my father.  I was too young at the time to appreciate 'wrestling'.

Do you think Wonder Woman could take a Wolverine?

Allen-T

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2007, 03:00:09 PM »
When I was a child I wanted to wrestle with Wonder Woman.

So did my father.  I was too young at the time to appreciate 'wrestling'.

Do you think Wonder Woman could take a Wolverine?

In all honesty I was never a comic book person, as far as super heros go. I read dreadful magazines like Eerie, Creepy and Vampirella, Psycho, etc. In retrospect what the hell were my parents thinking letting me read that crap?? Anyhow, I loved the Wonder Woman character from the 70's TV show w/ Lynda Carter. Something about larger than life beautiful, strong females has always done it for me. One of my earliest memories is going with my father to visit my aunt Pattie. This was like 1970, I was about 6 years old and my Aunt Pattie was a teenager who worked in a 5 & Dime store. She was the most beautiful thing one's eyes could behold. I remember being so excited whenever we went there, she had that whole 70's look, the big hair, go-go boots and she just fawned all over me like I was all that mattered. There was something about being the presence of such large, magnificent, blinding beauty paying me all that attention that molded my brain somehow. Ahhhh, memories.   

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2007, 11:56:53 PM »
Next match: Allen-T vs. an angry Komodo dragon!
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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2007, 01:14:32 AM »
Next match: Allen-T vs. an angry Komodo dragon!
And after that we'll take away the "Komodo" part.

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Re: Allen-T vs. A Wolverine
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2007, 05:45:04 AM »
Hey Allen I noticed that your YouTube account was suspended yesterday, why?
All the videos that I had stored in favorites dissapeared... Can you get your account back?

It doesn't appear that way. I will begin reuploading those videos on the other channel, TakeBackAmericaJTF in a couple of weeks when I finish this project I am working on. 


What are you working on? Is it for JTF?



No, to pay the rent, ;) though I did sent VJA some $$ out of the advance when I got it. 
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