obamas Channukah Message to Jews everywhere : ROFL!!!!

[muman613]

If this messages doesn't make you laugh it will make you barf your guts out...

It is really sick that a president thinks he can hoodwink the Jewish people with such a cheap and historically incorrect message. Look at what the President thinks Chanukah is supposed to be:

    Michelle and I send our warmest wishes to all those celebrating Hanukkah around the world.

    This Hanukkah season we remember the powerful story of a band of believers who rose up and freed their people, only to discover that the oil left in their desecrated temple -- which should have been enough for only one night -- ended up lasting for eight.

    It's a timeless story of right over might and faith over doubt -- one that has given hope to Jewish people everywhere for over 2,000 years.

    And tonight, as families and friends come together to light the menorah, it is a story that reminds us to count our blessings, to honor the sacrifices of our ancestors, and to believe that through faith and determination, we can work together to build a brighter, better world for generations to come.

    From our family to the Jewish Community around the world, Chag Sameach.

Doesn't obamas Chanukah sound quant and adorable? When in reality the story of Chanukah is the story of a GREAT MIRACLE which happened during the reign of the Syrian Greeks over the Jewish state. The small army of 'Religious Zealots' were able to defeat the might Greek army and banish all the neo-Jewish Hellenists from the land.

In todays world the Hellenists are the liberal Jews who salivate at every utterance that comes from obamas mouth. These modern Hellenists are more concerned with what the neighbors will think than when their creator will think. I believe that the Maccabees will return, hopefully soon!

[The One and Only Mo]

If this messages doesn't make you laugh it will make you barf your guts out...

It is really sick that a president thinks he can hoodwink the Jewish people with such a cheap and historically incorrect message. Look at what the President thinks Chanukah is supposed to be:


Doesn't obamas Chanukah sound quant and adorable? When in reality the story of Chanukah is the story of a GREAT MIRACLE which happened during the reign of the Syrian Greeks over the Jewish state. The small army of 'Religious Zealots' were able to defeat the might Greek army and banish all the neo-Jewish Hellenists from the land.

In todays world the Hellenists are the liberal Jews who salivate at every utterance that comes from obamas mouth. These modern Hellenists are more concerned with what the neighbors will think than when their creator will think. I believe that the Maccabees will return, hopefully soon!

[angryChineseKahanist]

Wasn't that bad.
But I think we're forced to hear this babbling ape enough.

[Deer Man 420]

Blame his speech writer who doesnt know what chanukah means. Presidents rarely make their own speeches.  Ben Stein wrote for one or two presidents.

[maelgwyn]

  The Maccabees will return and destroy our enemies !

[GunsAndRosesFan]

Thank you, Mr president.