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What is ailing the Nazi Pat Buchanan?

HIV
1 (16.7%)
Tertiary syphilis
1 (16.7%)
Late-stage untreated chlamydia
0 (0%)
Antibiotic-resistant anal gonorrhea
1 (16.7%)
Rectal cancer from HPV
1 (16.7%)
Other (please list)
2 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1

Author Topic: What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?  (Read 429 times)

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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?
« on: January 10, 2012, 09:36:05 PM »
So... with the Hitler apologist Fag Buchanus (yimach shemo vezichro) taking a leave from MSNBC that is widely speculated to be due to health reasons, I want to know what JTFers think might be ailing this closet homosexual Nazi. It's almost certainly an STD considering the facts that:

--he is known to be extremely close to out-and-proud gay Nazi columnist Justin Raimondo
--he was rejected from the draft due to Reiter's Syndrome, a joint disorder oftentimes caused by the chlamydia bacterium
--the fact that despite berating whites for not having enough kids, he has none himself, implying either a lack of heterosexual coitus or pathogenic damage to his epididymes

I will not vote.

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Offline Meerkat

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Re: What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2012, 09:54:53 PM »
hopefully, all of the above

Offline Rubystars

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Re: What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 08:24:16 AM »
You didn't put an all of the above option, so I just chose other. lol

Offline Zelhar

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Re: What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 09:56:13 AM »
lol, I would also speculate he contracted multiple STDs. Perhaps the syphilis has already stared eating his brain.

Offline briann

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Re: What is Fag Buchanus' mystery disease?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 12:18:39 PM »
Whatever he has, he contracted it from sleeping with the MSNBC staff.