And Now Something Funny To Lighten Things Up Here

[Lisa]

Click here to see the first episode of "Sands of Passion," and Al Qaeda soap opera:

Like infidels through an hour glass, so are the sands of passion.

http://www.lindasog.com/archives/2007/06/its_an_al_qaeda_soap_opera.html

Click here for episode two:

http://www.girlontheright.com/2007/06/like-infidels-through-hourglass.html

Here's episode three:

http://bluestarchronicles.com/2007/06/26/sands-of-passion-an-al-qaeda-soap-opera-episode-3/

Episode four:

http://bamapachyderm.com/archives/2007/06/26/taunt-the-terrorists-tuesday-the-sands-of-passion/

Episode five:

http://www.theodoresworld.net/archives/2007/06/episode_5_of_the_al_qaeda_soap.html

Episode six:

http://yeahrightwhatever.blogspot.com/2007/06/taunt-terrorists-tuesday.html

Episode seven:

http://www.nationalbanana.com/

And episode eight:

http://nationalbanana.com/video/43

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I believe they are hilarious, but alas, I have dialup. 

So here's something funny and low-tech:

Q: Why did the Muslim cross the road?

A: Because his member was stuck in the chicken!

[Ehud]

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?

"Live ammunition."

[newman]

What do moslem girls ask thei mothers?



"mom, when achmed blows up, can I have his room?"

[Boeregeneraal]

The kidney is from a Jew (episode 1)  hahahahahahahahahah  - now thats a good one.

Have you all heard of the Iranian Plane Joke

[newman]

no. do tell

[Boeregeneraal]

The Iranian Airplane

The captain of an Iranian airliner broadcasts in a bind, "This is Iranian Airlines Flight 174 announcing we have lost an engine and wish to land at any airport in the Mideast OTHER than Israel."

No answer.

A short while later he announces, "This is Iranian Airlines Flight 174. We have lost TWO engines and ask permission to land at any airport in the Mideast OTHER than Israel."

No answer from anyone.

A while later the pilot announces, "This is Iranian Airlines Flight 174. We are in desperate need of help. We have lost three engines and need permission to land at any airport in the Mideast OTHER than Israel.

Still no answer.

Finally, the Captain calls, "Mayday, mayday! This is Iranian Airlines Flight 174, we have only one engine left and it is failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Mideast, INCLUDING Israel.

Immediately a voice is heard in the Iranian cockpit: "This is the Tel Aviv Airport Tower calling Iranian Airlines Flight 174. We would be delighted to help."

"God bless you," said the Iranian pilot, "what should we do sir?"

The Tel Aviv Airport control tower operator says, "Repeat after me: Yitgadal, v'yitgadash ...."

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Can someone that is Hebrew, PLEASE explain to the others, what  Yitgadal, v'yitgadash ....  means-hahaha

[newman]

classic