Author Topic: What should we call the Saudi suicide butt-bomber Lisa posted about? (Read 2653 times)

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **on:** August 02, 2012, 02:12:32 AM »

This is in reference to Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, the homosexual Saudi suicide bomber Lisa posted about last week who was able to get a fatwa issued enabling him to engage in sodomy to widen his rectum in order to accommodate explosives to assassinate Saudi Arabia's counterterrorism chief, "Prince" Mohammed bin Nayef, in a martyrdom attack. (The latter fat, disgusting camelrapist, sadly, only received two E. coli-laden finger lacerations from the attack. Apparently Asiri didn't take it enough, as he didn't have enough C4 in him to make much of a blast.)

(It's also too bad Fag Buchanus didn't know of this young homo's goal and the means he would use to achieve them, so that he could help him reach Paradise and its virgin boys reclining on couches, but Fag's probably impotent anyway so it wouldn't matter.)

Have fun, guys!

Brennanfan

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:15:37 AM »

Quote from: Brennanfan on August 02, 2012, 02:12:32 AM

This is in reference to Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, the homosexual Saudi suicide bomber Lisa posted about last week who was able to get a fatwa issued enabling him to engage in sodomy to widen his rectum in order to accommodate explosives to assassinate Saudi's counterterrorism chief, "Prince" Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, in a martyrdom attack. (The latter fat, disgusting camelrapist, sadly, only received two E. coli-laden finger lacerations from the attack. Apparently Asiri didn't take it enough, as he didn't have enough C4 in him to make much of a blast.)

(It's also too bad Fag Buchanus didn't know of this young homo's goal and the means he would use to achieve them, so that he could help him reach Paradise and its virgin boys reclining on couches, but Fag's probably impotent anyway so it wouldn't matter.)

Have fun, guys!

Brennanfan

link? lol

muman613 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:19:09 AM »

Humorous.... Very humorous....

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #3 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:23:01 AM »

http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11985/sodomy-for-the-sake-of-islam

muman613 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:04:54 AM »

Quote from: Brennanfan on August 02, 2012, 02:23:01 AM

http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11985/sodomy-for-the-sake-of-islam

Wow, this guy clearly states that taqiyah is a method used by muslims to lie and commit sins and not have any conscience about it...

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Two important and complementary points emerge from this matter: 1) that jihad is the "pinnacle" of Islam—for it makes Islam supreme (based on a Muhammad hadith); and 2) that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." These axioms are not limited to modern day fatwas, but in fact, were crystallized centuries ago, agreed to by the ulema, or Islam's leading doctrinaires.

The result is that, because making Islam supreme through jihad is the greatest priority, anything and everything that is otherwise banned becomes permissible. All that comes to matter is one's intention, or niyya.

From here one may understand the many ostensible incongruities of Islamic history: lying is forbidden—but permissible to empower Islam; intentionally killing women and children is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad; suicide is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad, called "martyrdom."

Indeed, the Five Pillars of Islam—including prayer and fasting—may be ignored during the jihad. (So important was the duty of jihad that the Ottoman sultans, who often spent half their lives on the battlefield, were not permitted to perform the obligatory pilgrimage to Mecca.)

More recently, these ideas appeared in different form during Egypt's elections, when Islamic leaders portrayed voting as a form of jihad—leading to the abuse and even killing of those not voting for the Muslim Brotherhood.

SHOCKING STUFF... ISLAM is a very sick and disturbed belief which permits anything so long as the death and destruction is in the name of islam.... Truly disturbing...

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:08:47 AM »

faggy McHomo

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #6 on:** August 02, 2012, 06:21:58 AM »

A far goes boom

HiWarp · « **Reply #7 on:** August 02, 2012, 06:54:20 AM »

Alla-homo Ak-boom!

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #8 on:** August 02, 2012, 08:05:54 AM »

Can we call her a female Peter Griffin?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:15:08 PM »

I don't get it. Peter Griffin from Family Guy is gay?

Israel Chai · « **Reply #10 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:20:50 PM »

Islamo-fagist

Rubystars · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2012, 12:56:53 PM »

Gluteal Gladiator?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:03:54 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on August 02, 2012, 12:56:53 PM

Gluteal Gladiator?

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2012, 04:47:34 PM »

Quote from: Brennanfan on August 02, 2012, 12:15:08 PM

I don't get it. Peter Griffin from Family Guy is gay?

muman613 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2012, 04:54:11 PM »

The Booty Bomber! Yeah Yeah!

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2012, 05:56:40 PM »

At least that guy whose pic you've posted looks a lot more masculine and heterosexual than the Butt Bomber:

Lisa · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:08:30 PM »

Brennanfan your post is hilarious. Why not send a link to FB?

Lisa · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:14:56 PM »

How about Butt Blaster Bomber?

USAReturn2GodNow1776 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:28:22 PM »

I chose booty blaster though all the nicknames were good

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:25:52 AM »

Why didn't I think of "Anal ASSAssin"?

Poll

What should be our official nickname for Saudi shahid Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri?

Author Topic: What should we call the Saudi suicide butt-bomber Lisa posted about? (Read 2653 times)