Second Episode Of Ask Michelle Obama

[Lisa]

OK people, I think it's time for "Me-chelle" to do another video.  So post your questions here.  Don't be shy. 

[Lisa]

Do your "husband" and Mahmood ever let you join in? Why does he love him more than Gadaffy?

 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Shalom Michelle, if your husband is reelected will Van Jones be named Secretary of State? Also, what do you really do with arugula? Do you ever put it in your bong?

[Rubystars]

Dear Michelle, are you jealous of Hillary's relationship with Huma, or is Brazilia enough female companionship for you?

[Tag-MehirTzedek]

Dear Michelle have you noticed that gorilla in the mirror?

[Chaim Ben Pesach]

בס''ד

You told Glamour magazine in 2007 that your husband, Barack Hussein Obama, is always so "snore-y and stinky" in bed that your daughters never want to go near him in the morning. Why is your husband so "stinky" every morning?

http://www.glamour.com/magazine/2007/09/michelle-obama?currentPage=2

[briann]

Michelle.....  why are black women so angry?   Also, what are you dressing up as this year for Halloween?

[AsheDina]

Can you tell us what you were thinking in this photo?

[Zelhar]

Michelle, you had a job position at the University of Chicago Hospitals under the title: "Vice President for Community and External Affairs". Can you explain what exactly were you doing there and do you think your $273,618 salary out of the coffers of a non profit Hospital was justly earned ?

[TruthSpreader]

Are your children ready for Halloween? I know you already have your chimpanzee suits on.

[JTFenthusiast2]

Michelle,

Do you and Larry Sinclair ever get together for some 'girl talk?'  Or does Larry or Moe, or whoever Barack is getting services from now, sneak in through the back door like Monica did with Bill?  Do you mind seeing the other woman because 'she' spares you from having to do that with your husband or does it bother you because this is the one way Barack seems to experience a genuinely good time (that and crack smoking--of course)?

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

בס''ד

You told Glamour magazine in 2007 that your husband, Barack Hussein Obama, is always so "snore-y and stinky" in bed that your daughters never want to go near him in the morning. Why is your husband so "stinky" every morning?

http://www.glamour.com/magazine/2007/09/michelle-obama?currentPage=2

GREAT find Chaim! 

[Secularbeliever]

How passionately does Barak love PLO Nazi spokesman, Rashid Khalidi?  Has it ever become sexual?