That reminds me of the old joke...he's so fat that he generates his own a gravitational field. Is that funny or am I just a geek?
I watched a few old Rodney Dangerfield videos...
Here are some Fat zingers:
http://www.meilach.com/funquotes/rodney.htmlFAT. My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
FAT. My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing
She was so fat that after she sat on someone's lap we had to look for him in the crack of her rear.
She was so fat that when she got on the scale a card came out saying one at a time.
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
She was so fat that she has her own postal code.
She was so fat that she wears a 'cross your thighs' bra
She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says "caution wide load"
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
She was so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough gas.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size)