Surely, these reports about Arab terrorism are false. We were promised that the world would love us once we elected a closet Muslim as president and sent him on a worldwide groveling tour. It must be the work of Tea Partiers .....
Excuse me while I get surgical instruments to remove my tongue from my cheek. In fact, it makes me sick that my fellow countrymen voted twice for the sort of stupidity that has left us open for further such violence.
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