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Offline Israel Chai

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B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:01:34 AM »
http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/al-jazeera-paid-500-million-to-reach-13000-viewers/

It’s funny. It’s as if for some reason Americans don’t seem eager to tune in to a news channel most famous for its beading videos.

In the deal of the century, Al Jazeera paid $500 Million dollars for a liberal cable channel no one watched and then lost half its viewers. How much did that half a billion bucks, plus whatever Qatar paid Time Warner to carry it, buy?

13,000 viewers a day.

Qatar could probably get better ratings by turning Al Jazeera America into an Aquarium Fireplace channel and just showing a fish tank or a burning log and then occasionally interrupting it to scream, “AMERICA SUCKS”.

    Al Jazeera America has averaged just 13,000 viewers a day since its Aug. 20 launch — on par with a public access channel. In the 25- to 54-year-old audience sought by advertisers, it drew 5,000 viewers.

    The ratings are so low, they are considered a “scratch” and aren’t reported by Nielsen.

    “We are making large investments in programming and marketing,” an Al Jazeera America spokesperson said Sunday.

    By comparison, 31,000 viewers tuned into Current TV a year ago.

More people will see this post about how few viewers Al Jazeera has… than will watch Al Jazeera.

If your cable channel is pulling in fewer viewers than the YouTube vlog of some Norwegian kid who does nothing except unbox exercise equipment while wearing a pig mask, you should probably give up on the cable thing.

Or go the Reality TV route.

What about Qatar’s Next Syrian Suicide Bomber, Dubai Slave Auctions or Eight Wife Swap. The Sahara Shore, Which 12-Year Old Wants to Marry a Billionaire and Al Qaeda’s Got Talent.
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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 01:46:14 AM »
Well we already know their top viewer is Hilary Sodom Arafat

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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 07:50:27 AM »
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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 07:53:38 AM »
I watch that channel every day!
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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 12:23:24 PM »
I watch that channel every day!

what is the U=... calculation you have. Also, do you want to get together this thusday to watch the "we hate sports" screaming match on Al-Jazeera? I've got a twelve pack of camel urine.
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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 11:30:59 PM »
what is the U=... calculation you have. Also, do you want to get together this thusday to watch the "we hate sports" screaming match on Al-Jazeera? I've got a twelve pack of camel urine.

Of course.

U= stuff is Unicode. same as the symbols hammer and sickle, swastika, and piss symbol.
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Re: B"H Al-Jazeera is a fail
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 12:42:34 AM »
Of course.

U= stuff is Unicode. same as the symbols hammer and sickle, swastika, and piss symbol.

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