Shalom Chaim
There is a new crisis in Kenya, according to the BBC: Packs of monkeys are eating the crops and sexually harassing the women. The bolder ones throw stones and chase the women from their farms.
The women have tried dressing up as men, but this has failed: "The monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops," said resident Lucy Njeri.
In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women: "They gesture at us while pointing at their private parts," added Mrs Njeri.
All the villagers' attempts to control the monkeys have failed - the monkeys evade traps, have lookouts to warn the others of impending attacks and snub poisoned food put out by the residents: "The troop has scouts which keep a lookout from a vantage point, and when they see us coming, they give warning signals to the ones in the farms to get away," said another area resident, Jacinta Wandaga.
Some even break into homes and steal the harvested crops out of granaries.
The predominantly farming community is now having to receive famine relief food.
Chaim, if you become Prime Minister of Kenya, how would you address this burning issue?