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Offline Rubystars

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Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« on: June 13, 2014, 06:18:45 AM »

Offline Binyamin Yisrael

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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2014, 01:56:34 PM »
Good. Let them not eat tomatoes which Chaim says are very healthy and are a deterrent to male cancers.



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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2014, 02:06:12 PM »
Their system for determining what is halal and what is haram is absurd.

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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2014, 02:09:05 PM »
oh oh..there goes that "Middle Eastern Salad". And I guess if cucumbers go with the tomatoes, that would also make them unfit to be eaten. 
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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2014, 03:33:47 PM »
I guess they don't believe that G-d made all vegetables. Why would G-d make an Avodah Zara fruit? The Muslims are trying to make G-d not the all powerful G-d.

The "cross" in the picture is because the tomato was altered on the screen. It looks like the image was compressed in an unnatural shape. Real tomatoes don't look like that.

I remember when they said the Coca-Cola trademark was Allah in Arabic and therefore a desecration of G-d's Name. That's a man made thing. Now they are saying G-d made things are a conspiracy as well.



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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2014, 03:45:02 PM »
Perhaps the Jewish conspiracy is also behind the tomato genetic changes.
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Re: Tomatoes are a "Christian Fruit" LOL
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2014, 03:45:35 PM »
You say 'Tomatoe' I say 'Toemato'...

You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14