What a disgrace that the Misrad Hapnim harried a good Jew from pillar-to-post for 9 years before giving you Citizenship, whilst doling out ID cards like confetti to every uncircumcised non-Jewish Nog and Slav who wanted one
It is worth becoming Israeli for the medical services alone, let alone the generous $$$ and housing that they give for the first few years of an Aliya!