I didn't think I'd get there 'til later on this week, but the two self-hating, judenrat animals got me there. I guess they're not totally useless afterall.
Uhhh, yeah! I'm sure I'm one of them you're referring to. How nice! It was all a part of our conspiracy and master plan just to get you to this next benchmark. Now I'll just have to figure out a way to anger you enough to make it to 5000
Well, whether or not you were referring to me, congrats!