Where's the 'Discuss Ask JTF' thread for this week?

[newman]

Just curious.

[kahaneloyalist]

you could start one

[newman]

you could start one

Consider one started!:

As missionaries will be illegal in Eretz Yisrael under a Kahanist Government, I hereby vollunteer to be the official 'missionary catcher' in the same way Borat was the Gypsy catcher in Kazakhstan.

[Daniel]

you could start one

Consider one started!:

As missionaries will be illegal in Eretz Yisrael under a Kahanist Government, I hereby vollunteer to be the official 'missionary catcher' in the same way Borat was the Gypsy catcher in Kazakhstan.

Yeah, you'll be like Borat and Kelly can play the Pamela Anderson role in this scenario

Now ya just gotta find someone to run outside of a hotel room naked with and wrestle on a stage in front of a ton of people

[newman]

Now ya just gotta find someone to run outside of a hotel room naked with and wrestle on a stage in front of a ton of people

I'll do THAT with Kelly.

[raiseyourfist]

THAT WAS GOLD...

BORAT IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF OUR TIME

[kellymaureen]

I'll do THAT with Kelly

lets make it during the islamic convention though

my favorite scene in Borat is when he learns how to speak "black" and tries to rent the room walking in with his underwear way above his pants

[Ehud]

I'll do THAT with Kelly

lets make it during the islamic convention though

my favorite scene in Borat is when he learns how to speak "black" and tries to rent the room walking in with his underwear way above his pants

Yeah and it's funny that if a white person does it he's immediately detained and kicked out of the building but when a black person does it we have to respect it because it's part of his "culture"

[OdKahaneChai]

you could start one

Consider one started!:

As missionaries will be illegal in Eretz Yisrael under a Kahanist Government, I hereby vollunteer to be the official 'missionary catcher' in the same way Borat was the Gypsy catcher in Kazakhstan.

OOO - can I be your Azamat (except not fat)?  Pretty please?

[newman]

you could start one

Consider one started!:

As missionaries will be illegal in Eretz Yisrael under a Kahanist Government, I hereby vollunteer to be the official 'missionary catcher' in the same way Borat was the Gypsy catcher in Kazakhstan.

OOO - can I be your Azamat (except not fat)?  Pretty please?

OK....But NO WRESTLING! Not even clothed!

And I get to sell the 'missionary tears'. They ward off evil.

[raiseyourfist]

Borat: "Give me your tears Gypsy or i will take them from you"

Woman "Im not a gypsy, im a country girl".

Borat "then who is this plastic woman you have srunken, did she own this house"

Woman "Thats a doll"

[OdKahaneChai]

you could start one

Consider one started!:

As missionaries will be illegal in Eretz Yisrael under a Kahanist Government, I hereby vollunteer to be the official 'missionary catcher' in the same way Borat was the Gypsy catcher in Kazakhstan.

OOO - can I be your Azamat (except not fat)?  Pretty please?

OK....But NO WRESTLING! Not even clothed!

And I get to sell the 'missionary tears'. They ward off evil.

Ok, deal.  No wrestling - and you get to sell the tears.

[Daniel]

I believe it was lubab that asked about O.J.'s motivation behind his double murders. I don't believe that racism played a factor for him. Very simply, he killed Nicole because he couldn't have her and killed Ron Goldman because he just happened to coincidentally show up at the same time (the worst possible coincidence, damn, if only her mother remembered her glasses!)