Obviously I'm a bit bored. I'll begin.
"Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol
Some lyrics with commentary:
It burned like a ball of fire (I am so hot for Aisha)
When the rebel took a little child bride (I know, I'll marry her)
To tease yeah so go easy yeah (Ooohhh what I could do with a 6 year old, better wait till she's 9, though)
Cause love cuts a million ways (I'm bored with my wife)
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves (but adultery is not permitted)
I ain't nobody's fool (I'll just invent a religion)
Come on shake it up (and change the rules as I go)
Whatever I do (declare myself a prophet and do what I like muahahahahaha)